| #163 | Cerebral Cloche | 1 |
| #312 | Cerebral Crossbow | 1 |
| #188 | Cerebral Culottes | 1 |
| #1370 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #1675 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #1560 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 2 |
| #403 | Meat detector | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #2224 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 3 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #570 | annoying pitchfork | 4 |
| #271 | ant hoe | 1 |
| #1619 | astronaut pants | 2 |
| #677 | banana-frosted king cake | 3 |
| #253 | blue plastic baby | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #621 | blueberry-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #1075 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #450 | bowl of lucky charms | 1 |
| #230 | box turtle | 1 |
| #447 | brown plastic baby | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1464 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 5 |
| #1964 | candied yams | 3 |
| #1326 | candy stake | 5 |
| #1514 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 2 |
| #409 | chocolate spurs | 1 |
| #510 | chocolate-frosted king cake | 3 |
| #254 | chrome helmet turtle | 1 |
| #1440 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 4 |
| #1508 | evil teddy bear | 5 |
| #1288 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #2035 | fancy dress ball | 2 |
| #838 | flashing novelty button | 2 |
| #129 | furry green turtle | 2 |
| #2303 | gingerbread horror | 3 |
| #896 | glass of goat's milk | 1 |
| #365 | gloomy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #773 | grapefruit | 1 |
| #223 | grass blade | 1 |
| #194 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #1909 | green beer | 1 |
| #2481 | grue egg | 8 |
| #734 | grue egg omelette | 1 |
| #3714 | handful of confetti | 4 |
| #2517 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #311 | hypodermic needle | 5 |
| #209 | iced-out bling | 2 |
| #1370 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1289 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #232 | knobby helmet turtle | 1 |
| #736 | lead necklace | 7 |
| #1348 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #387 | magnifying glass | 1 |
| #750 | many-eyed glasses | 1 |
| #303 | miniature carton of clove cigarettes | 1 |
| #1564 | mushroom fermenting solution | 1 |
| #278 | oily mushroom wine | 1 |
| #942 | orange | 1 |
| #426 | orange glowstick | 5 |
| #183 | pink plastic baby | 3 |
| #328 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #1612 | pork elf goodies sack | 1 |
| #937 | portable corkscrew | 6 |
| #2221 | possessed top | 1 |
| #949 | prehistoric spear | 3 |
| #2247 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #326 | red plastic baby | 1 |
| #289 | rhesus monkey | 2 |
| #179 | sewer turtle | 1 |
| #119 | skeletortoise | 2 |
| #509 | skewer-mounted razor blade | 1 |
| #940 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #2329 | solid gold bowling ball | 2 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1398 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #2624 | spooky eggnog | 2 |
| #1478 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #1402 | stainless steel shillelagh | 3 |
| #2140 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #1706 | stainless steel slacks | 2 |
| #779 | stick-on-a-string | 4 |
| #1586 | string of blue beads | 5 |
| #1746 | string of green beads | 4 |
| #2011 | string of red beads | 2 |
| #367 | sucky decal | 5 |
| 🥈 | superhero mask | 1 |
| #177 | targeting chip | 4 |
| #255 | tattered paper crown | 3 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #325 | tiny Mountie hat | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #403 | tiny shaker of salt | 6 |
| #3085 | toast | 2 |
| #1404 | tofurkey gravy | 5 |
| #1885 | tofurkey leg | 3 |
| #2083 | toothsome rock | 2 |
| #1359 | toy crazy train | 4 |
| #1689 | toy jet pack | 2 |
| #1564 | toy mercenary | 2 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #1722 | toy space helmet | 2 |
| #2766 | tree-eating kite | 2 |
| 🥇 | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |
| #1601 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 3 |
| #669 | vanilla-frosted king cake | 1 |
| 🥇 | webbed comic mask | 1 |
| #1147 | wheel | 2 |
| #439 | yellow glowstick | 3 |
| #1584 | yo | 3 |