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| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #308 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 2 |
| #4299 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
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| #179 | Black Body™ spray | 1 |
| #415 | Boss Bat bling | 8 |
| #1785 | Boss Bat britches | 4 |
| #931 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 3 |
| #966 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 7 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #1494 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #538 | Dramatic™ range | 1 |
| #44 | Eau de Guaneau | 12 |
| #743 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 3 |
| #131 | Hatorade | 1 |
| #250 | Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance | 1 |
| #225 | Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card | 1 |
| #646 | Knob sausage | 1 |
| #130 | Meat maid | 1 |
| #702 | Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs | 1 |
| #82 | ND | 3 |
| #783 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #7 | Pick-O-Matic lockpicks | 582 |
| #11 | Radio KoL Keychain | 1 |
| #672 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 3 |
| #2659 | Rock Pops | 1 |
| #289 | Rock and Roll Legend | 5 |
| 🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1105 | Warm Subject gift certificate | 1 |
| #819 | adder bladder | 1 |
| #129 | all-purpose flower | 1 |
| #853 | arrrgyle socks | 1 |
| #145 | asbestos crossbow | 5 |
| #35 | asbestos helmet turtle | 7 |
| #671 | asparagus knife | 5 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #2445 | baconstone | 1 |
| #1592 | ball | 2 |
| #958 | barbed-wire fence | 1 |
| 🥇 | bat guano | 307,196 |
| #1062 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #90 | bindle of joy | 1 |
| #187 | black facepaint | 1 |
| #164 | blood of the Wereseal | 5 |
| #314 | blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #13 | bloody beer | 19,010 |
| #1228 | blue pixel | 1 |
| #211 | blue pixel potion | 5 |
| #613 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 7 |
| #918 | blue striped oyster egg | 5 |
| #383 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 3 |
| #55 | bowl of Bounty-Os | 5 |
| #300 | box of sunshine | 1,368 |
| #2974 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
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| #4785 | candy cane | 1 |
| #872 | casino pass | 1 |
| #1031 | cast | 1 |
| #115 | chain-mail monokini | 1 |
| #1066 | chef's hat | 1 |
| #234 | chef-in-the-box | 1 |
| #426 | chocolate filthy lucre | 7 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #176 | coconut bikini top | 1 |
| #1241 | cranberries | 1 |
| #585 | dance card | 1 |
| #808 | decorative fountain | 1 |
| #308 | delicious noodles | 5 |
| #153 | detective skull | 1 |
| #1064 | diamond-studded cane | 1 |
| #40 | dirty hobo gloves | 1,024 |
| #531 | disbelief suspenders | 1 |
| #291 | disembodied smile | 1 |
| #1638 | doll house | 1 |
| #277 | ducha de oro | 5 |
| #1475 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #667 | empty meat tank | 1 |
| #651 | enchanted toothpick | 1 |
| #52 | exotic orchid | 6 |
| #952 | f3d0r4 | 1 |
| #1637 | facsimile dictionary | 2 |
| #3838 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1 |
| #2520 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #2393 | felt | 1 |
| #955 | flaming crutch | 1 |
| #429 | foie gras | 1 |
| #771 | fossilized limb | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #549 | ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #108 | ghostly pickling solution | 1 |
| #563 | giant foam finger | 1 |
| #408 | giant moxie weed | 5 |
| #3934 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #971 | grouchy restless spirit | 1 |
| #869 | guitar pick | 1 |
| #2398 | hamethyst | 1 |
| #646 | happiness | 1 |
| #3379 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #1453 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #2511 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #83 | hippopotamus skin | 77 |
| #371 | honey-dipped locust | 5 |
| #728 | hypodermic needle | 1 |
| #1092 | ice-cold six-pack | 1 |
| #58 | insanely spicy enchanted bean burrito | 57 |
| #498 | kickback cookbook | 1 |
| #1236 | lemon | 1 |
| #669 | leotarrrd | 1 |
| #1023 | line | 1 |
| #960 | loaded serum blowgun | 4 |
| #911 | lowercase N | 1 |
| #500 | magical mystery juice | 7 |
| 🥉 | mandarina colada with a fly in it | 75 |
| #381 | maple leaf | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #1323 | marzipan skull | 1 |
| #688 | meat from yesterday | 1 |
| #855 | meat paste | 3 |
| #568 | necklace chain | 1 |
| #65 | ninja pirate zombie robot | 1 |
| #263 | nothing-in-the-box | 1 |
| #44 | odor extractor | 5 |
| #16 | party hat | 1,699 |
| #236 | pear | 1 |
| #232 | perpendicular hula | 7 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #498 | petrified time | 1 |
| #1235 | pickle-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #420 | pile of jumping beans | 5 |
| #2047 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
| #430 | plain pizza | 1 |
| #213 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
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| #2212 | porquoise | 1 |
| #989 | pr0n legs | 1 |
| #239 | pretty flower | 1,000 |
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| #90 | really sticky spider web | 2 |
| #372 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 5 |
| #1959 | rubber emo roe | 1 |
| #908 | ruby W | 2 |
| #226 | saucepan | 286 |
| #407 | sausage pizza | 1 |
| #111 | scary death orb | 1 |
| #1295 | scroll of drastic healing | 1 |
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| #411 | serum of sarcasm | 1 |
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| #78 | sleazy and sour sauce | 1 |
| #1094 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #107 | smoldering box | 1 |
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| #1391 | spectral pickle | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #992 | sprocket | 2 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #2241 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #2143 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #2249 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1863 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #1712 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #939 | strange shiny disc | 1 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #3200 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
| #2031 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #500 | teeny-tiny ninja stars | 1 |
| #1623 | thin black candle | 1 |
| #51 | tiny bindle | 1 |
| #382 | tiny knife and fork | 1 |
| #96 | tiny nose-bone fetish | 1 |
| #2807 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 2 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #67 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 75 |
| #2809 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2815 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #1383 | toy train | 1 |
| #1822 | toy wheel | 1 |
| #93 | troutpiece | 1 |
| #148 | unlocked meat locker | 1 |
| #759 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 10 |
| #585 | wang | 1 |
| #118 | wholeberd | 1 |
| #778 | worthless trinket | 1 |
| #1783 | yellow snowcone | 3 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |
| #51 | zen motorcycle | 1 |