| 🥈 | All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #96 | Chroner | 999 |
| 🥉 | Clan VIP Lounge key | 1 |
| #45 | Coinspiracy | 493 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty) | 1 |
| 🥇 | Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer | 1 |
| 🥇 | Crimbot schematic: Ribbon Manipulator | 1 |
| #958 | FDKOL commendation | 2 |
| #111 | Freddy Kruegerand | 98 |
| #226 | L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate | 104 |
| 🥇 | Lord Flameface's cloak | 1 |
| 🥈 | Skipper's accordion | 1 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Sagittarian's leisure pants | 1 |
| #1000 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 3 |
| #829 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| 🥇 | Time Bandit Badge of Courage | 1 |
| 🥉 | abyssal battle plans | 1 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| #148 | ancient oil painting of yourself | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #4214 | box of sunshine | 12 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #582 | bunny liver | 5 |
| 🥈 | carbonite visor | 1 |
| #234 | caustic slime nodule | 1 |
| #167 | cheap toaster | 11 |
| #128 | cheer extractor | 1 |
| #628 | crystalline cheer | 2 |
| #1149 | designer handbag | 1 |
| 🥈 | eerily silent box | 1 |
| #1038 | empty agua de vida bottle | 14 |
| 🥈 | experimental carbon fiber pasta additive | 1 |
| 🥈 | festive warbear bank | 1 |
| #1581 | filthy lucre | 6 |
| #208 | fuzzy dice | 16 |
| #43 | ghost pencil | 1 |
| #2040 | grue egg | 11 |
| #2504 | heart necklace | 2 |
| 🥉 | hobo code binder | 1 |
| #169 | hobo nickel | 1,753 |
| #6 | ittah bittah hookah | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #72 | mime pocket probe | 1 |
| 🥇 | mime-proof sunglasses | 1 |
| #100 | miming corduroys | 1 |
| 🥇 | novelty monorail ticket | 1 |
| #148 | ornate picture frame | 15 |
| #19 | paperclip cape | 2 |
| 🥈 | plexifoam chin strap | 1 |
| 🥈 | polymorphic fastening apparatus | 1 |
| 🥈 | red and green rain stick | 1 |
| #437 | s'more | 2 |
| 🥇 | silent nightlight | 1 |
| 🥈 | silicon-infused gluteal shield | 1 |
| #67 | skull capacitor | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1059 | spectre scepter | 29 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #1531 | unusual disco ball | 1 |
| #904 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 7 |
| 🥈 | walkie-talkie | 1 |
| #45 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |