| #853 | Cloaca grenade | 12 |
| #1017 | Cloaca-Cola | 12 |
| #298 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 12 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #903 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #109 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 12 |
| #773 | Dyspepsi grenade | 12 |
| #1434 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 12 |
| #242 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 12 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #857 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #1366 | Feynman gate | 3 |
| #566 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 13 |
| #1019 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 12 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #122 | asbestos helmet turtle | 1 |
| #230 | aspirin | 4 |
| #585 | astronaut pants | 13 |
| #692 | atomic vector plotter | 3 |
| #821 | ball | 7 |
| #631 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 3 |
| #431 | black striped oyster egg | 12 |
| #532 | blood flower | 12 |
| #3785 | box of sunshine | 16 |
| #2396 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 2 |
| #2360 | candied yams | 2 |
| #3617 | candy cane | 3 |
| #1461 | capacitor relay | 3 |
| #1499 | carbon nanotube frame | 3 |
| #1823 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #254 | chrome helmet turtle | 1 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #663 | computronic processing unit | 3 |
| #328 | doll house | 16 |
| #187 | empty blowgun | 12 |
| #1096 | evil googly eye | 2 |
| #886 | evil teddy bear | 12 |
| #831 | fancy dress ball | 12 |
| #481 | fire | 11 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #424 | helmet turtle | 104 |
| #2084 | herbal stuffing | 2 |
| #702 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 3 |
| #657 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 3 |
| #253 | incredibly creepy marionette | 12 |
| #1472 | ion grid | 3 |
| #691 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 3 |
| #448 | iron pasta spoon | 12 |
| #222 | killer rag doll | 12 |
| #771 | kneecapping stick | 12 |
| #114 | linoleum helmet turtle | 1 |
| #335 | loaded serum blowgun | 12 |
| #1416 | logic synthesizer | 3 |
| #122 | lovecat tail | 7 |
| #256 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 12 |
| #1038 | mafia aria | 12 |
| #1734 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1028 | oyster basket | 3 |
| #638 | pet rock | 12 |
| #747 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #162 | plastic passion fruit | 12 |
| #455 | possessed top | 12 |
| #341 | prehistoric spear | 11 |
| #688 | quantum polarity inducer | 3 |
| #44 | questionable taco | 12 |
| #642 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 12 |
| #642 | recursive spline reticulator | 3 |
| #2205 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #697 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 3 |
| #1430 | [2108]rock | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #696 | scroll of pasta summoning | 12 |
| #681 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 3 |
| #1655 | spooky felt | 2 |
| #1700 | spooky length of string | 2 |
| #1333 | spooky stuffing | 2 |
| #1321 | spooky toy wheel | 2 |
| #1505 | spooky wooden block | 2 |
| #570 | stainless steel scarf | 6 |
| #761 | stainless steel shillelagh | 6 |
| #932 | stainless steel skullcap | 4 |
| #841 | stainless steel slacks | 5 |
| #618 | stainless steel solitaire | 5 |
| #661 | stainless steel suspenders | 6 |
| #1028 | stick | 1 |
| #365 | stick-on-a-string | 11 |
| #81 | stone turtle | 1 |
| #1930 | stringy sinew | 1 |
| #521 | stuffed alien blob | 12 |
| #649 | sub-molecular interocitor | 3 |
| #514 | support cummerbund | 12 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #2624 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #3949 | tiny plastic angry goat | 4 |
| #6168 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #4842 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 3 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #4886 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 3 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3345 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 5 |
| #6232 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #6154 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #6098 | tiny plastic grue | 2 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #4853 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 3 |
| #6184 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 2 |
| #2600 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 2 |
| #2859 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 6 |
| #4466 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #8223 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #6130 | tiny plastic stab bat | 2 |
| #4018 | tiny plastic star starfish | 4 |
| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #2299 | tofurkey gravy | 2 |
| #2296 | tofurkey leg | 2 |
| #1404 | tooth | 1 |
| #819 | toothsome rock | 11 |
| #767 | tortoise's blessing | 1 |
| #679 | toy crazy train | 12 |
| #574 | toy jet pack | 13 |
| #539 | toy mercenary | 12 |
| #642 | toy ray gun | 13 |
| #595 | toy space helmet | 13 |
| #1429 | tree-eating kite | 12 |
| #257 | turtle totem | 216 |
| #724 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 12 |
| #317 | wheel | 11 |
| #752 | yo | 11 |