| #41 | A Guide to Burning Leaves | 2 |
| #14 | Bastille Battalion control rig crate | 2 |
| 🥇 | Bloodbath | 1 |
| 🥈 | Byte | 1 |
| #18 | Dark Jill-of-All-Trades | 4 |
| #17 | FantasyRealm membership packet | 2 |
| 🥇 | Ginsu™ | 1 |
| #7 | God Lobster Egg | 4 |
| #30 | Little Geneticist DNA-Splicing Lab | 1 |
| #36 | MayDay™ contract | 1 |
| 🥇 | Meatcleaver | 1 |
| #51 | Operation Patriot Shield | 1 |
| #5 | Our Daily Candles™ order form | 4 |
| #512 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 13 |
| #41 | Pocket Square of Loathing | 8 |
| #18 | Rock Garden Guide | 3 |
| #7 | S.I.T. Course Voucher | 5 |
| 🥇 | SongBoom™ BoomBox | 1 |
| 🥈 | Sword of Procedural Generation | 1 |
| 🥈 | Tales of the Word Realms | 3 |
| #88 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 25 |
| #829 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #776 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 3 |
| #188 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 5 |
| #1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #15 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 50 |
| #103 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 16 |
| #1939 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #1050 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 4 |
| #531 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 14 |
| #505 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 3 |
| 🥇 | Truthsayer | 1 |
| #4 | White Dragon Fang | 1 |
| #53 | asshat | 132 |
| #38 | baby chest mimic | 3 |
| #9 | bag of Iunion stones | 2 |
| #29 | bagged Cargo Cultist Shorts | 1 |
| #19 | book of facts | 5 |
| #72 | bottle-rocket crossbow | 1 |
| #31 | bottled Vampire Vintner | 1 |
| 🥈 | box o' ghosts | 4 |
| #69 | box of sunshine | 6,376 |
| #27 | boxed Apriling band helmet | 3 |
| #26 | boxed august scepter | 3 |
| #7 | clan underground fireworks shop | 1 |
| 🥇 | closed-circuit pay phone | 1 |
| #24 | closed-circuit phone system | 3 |
| #200 | cube of billiard chalk | 1 |
| #33 | cursed monkey glove | 3 |
| #37 | deed to Oliver's Place | 2 |
| #49 | designer sweatpants (new old stock) | 1 |
| #8 | elf sleeper agent | 1 |
| #15 | embezzler's oil | 27,951 |
| #1114 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 4 |
| 🥈 | fresh can of paint | 5 |
| #37 | grey gosling | 1 |
| #5 | hopeful candle | 1 |
| #19 | hot ashes | 155 |
| #46 | in-the-box spring shoes | 2 |
| 🥉 | kitten burglar | 6 |
| #35 | mint condition Lil' Doctor™ bag | 1 |
| #36 | packaged Daylight Shavings Helmet | 1 |
| #27 | packaged Everfull Dart Holster | 3 |
| #59 | packaged Jurassic Parka | 1 |
| #11 | packaged SpinMaster™ lathe | 2 |
| #52 | packaged cold medicine cabinet | 1 |
| #7 | packaged familiar scrapbook | 3 |
| 🥇 | pirate hook | 1 |
| #24 | power seed | 1 |
| #5 | puzzling ribbon | 2 |
| #18 | rune-strewn spoon cocoon | 2 |
| #542 | sandwich of the gods | 13 |
| #24 | shrink-wrapped 2002 Mr. Store Catalog | 3 |
| #25 | shrink-wrapped Cincho de Mayo | 3 |
| #28 | sleeping patriotic eagle | 3 |
| #41 | sorority girl's box | 1 |
| 🥇 | space trooper helmet | 1 |
| #2979 | toast | 3 |
| #35 | undamaged Unbreakable Umbrella | 1 |
| #40 | unoccupied sheep suit | 1 |
| #16 | unopened tiny stillsuit | 3 |
| 🥇 | webbed comic mask | 1 |
| #50 | wrapped candy cane sword cane | 2 |