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RankItemQuantity
#38A Guide to Burning Leaves2
🥇Bloodbath1
🥈Byte1
#17Dark Jill-of-All-Trades4
#17FantasyRealm membership packet2
🥇Ginsu™1
#31God Lobster Egg1
#29Little Geneticist DNA-Splicing Lab1
#36MayDayâ„¢ contract1
🥇Meatcleaver1
#51Operation Patriot Shield1
#25Our Daily Candlesâ„¢ order form1
#520Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster13
#41Pocket Square of Loathing8
#51Rock Garden Guide1
#5S.I.T. Course Voucher5
🥈Sword of Procedural Generation1
🥈Tales of the Word Realms3
#91Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette25
#831Thwaitgold ant statuette1
#778Thwaitgold bee statuette3
#190Thwaitgold bookworm statuette5
#1016Thwaitgold butterfly statuette1
#15Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette50
#103Thwaitgold firefly statuette16
#1946Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette1
#1071Thwaitgold maggot statuette4
#534Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette14
#509Thwaitgold woollybear statuette3
🥇Truthsayer1
#4White Dragon Fang1
#53asshat132
#37baby chest mimic3
#23bag of Iunion stones1
#103book of facts1
#71bottle-rocket crossbow1
#30bottled Vampire Vintner1
#27box o' ghosts1
#70box of sunshine6,376
#27boxed Apriling band helmet3
#27boxed august scepter3
#7clan underground fireworks shop1
🥇closed-circuit pay phone1
#24closed-circuit phone system3
#201cube of billiard chalk1
#33cursed monkey glove3
#37deed to Oliver's Place2
#49designer sweatpants (new old stock)1
#16embezzler's oil27,951
#1116enchanted leopard-print barbell4
#24fresh can of paint1
#19hot ashes155
#46in-the-box spring shoes2
#31kitten burglar1
#25packaged Everfull Dart Holster3
#56packaged Jurassic Parka1
🥇pirate hook1
#5puzzling ribbon2
#41rune-strewn spoon cocoon1
#549sandwich of the gods13
#26shrink-wrapped 2002 Mr. Store Catalog3
#25shrink-wrapped Cincho de Mayo3
#29sleeping patriotic eagle3
#41sorority girl's box1
🥇space trooper helmet1
#2987toast3
#32undamaged Unbreakable Umbrella1
#41unoccupied sheep suit1
#26unopened tiny stillsuit2
🥇webbed comic mask1
#46wrapped candy cane sword cane2

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