| #39 | A Guide to Burning Leaves | 2 |
| 🥇 | Bloodbath | 1 |
| 🥈 | Byte | 1 |
| #17 | Dark Jill-of-All-Trades | 4 |
| #17 | FantasyRealm membership packet | 2 |
| 🥇 | Ginsu™ | 1 |
| #32 | God Lobster Egg | 1 |
| #30 | Little Geneticist DNA-Splicing Lab | 1 |
| #37 | MayDayâ„¢ contract | 1 |
| 🥇 | Meatcleaver | 1 |
| #51 | Operation Patriot Shield | 1 |
| #25 | Our Daily Candlesâ„¢ order form | 1 |
| #517 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 13 |
| #41 | Pocket Square of Loathing | 8 |
| #52 | Rock Garden Guide | 1 |
| #6 | S.I.T. Course Voucher | 5 |
| 🥈 | Sword of Procedural Generation | 1 |
| 🥈 | Tales of the Word Realms | 3 |
| #91 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 25 |
| #832 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #777 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 3 |
| #190 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 5 |
| #1015 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #15 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 50 |
| #103 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 16 |
| #1945 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #1065 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 4 |
| #533 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 14 |
| #508 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 3 |
| 🥇 | Truthsayer | 1 |
| #4 | White Dragon Fang | 1 |
| #53 | asshat | 132 |
| #36 | baby chest mimic | 3 |
| #23 | bag of Iunion stones | 1 |
| #100 | book of facts | 1 |
| #72 | bottle-rocket crossbow | 1 |
| #30 | bottled Vampire Vintner | 1 |
| #28 | box o' ghosts | 1 |
| #70 | box of sunshine | 6,376 |
| #27 | boxed Apriling band helmet | 3 |
| #27 | boxed august scepter | 3 |
| #7 | clan underground fireworks shop | 1 |
| 🥇 | closed-circuit pay phone | 1 |
| #25 | closed-circuit phone system | 3 |
| #200 | cube of billiard chalk | 1 |
| #35 | cursed monkey glove | 3 |
| #37 | deed to Oliver's Place | 2 |
| #49 | designer sweatpants (new old stock) | 1 |
| #16 | embezzler's oil | 27,951 |
| #1116 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 4 |
| #24 | fresh can of paint | 1 |
| #19 | hot ashes | 155 |
| #47 | in-the-box spring shoes | 2 |
| #31 | kitten burglar | 1 |
| #27 | packaged Everfull Dart Holster | 3 |
| #55 | packaged Jurassic Parka | 1 |
| 🥇 | pirate hook | 1 |
| #5 | puzzling ribbon | 2 |
| #41 | rune-strewn spoon cocoon | 1 |
| #547 | sandwich of the gods | 13 |
| #26 | shrink-wrapped 2002 Mr. Store Catalog | 3 |
| #26 | shrink-wrapped Cincho de Mayo | 3 |
| #30 | sleeping patriotic eagle | 3 |
| #41 | sorority girl's box | 1 |
| 🥇 | space trooper helmet | 1 |
| #2986 | toast | 3 |
| #34 | undamaged Unbreakable Umbrella | 1 |
| #41 | unoccupied sheep suit | 1 |
| #26 | unopened tiny stillsuit | 2 |
| 🥇 | webbed comic mask | 1 |
| #45 | wrapped candy cane sword cane | 2 |