AlkalineTrio

RankItemQuantity
#4297Baron von Ratsworth's monocle1
#1732Cloaca grenade1
#1153Cloaca-Cola c-rations1
#668Doc's Miracle Cure1
#1670Dyspepsi grenade1
#1600Glass Balls of the Goblin King1
#1507Mob Penguin cellular phone5
#2280Mr. Mediocrebar5
#646Rock and Roll Legend1
#1086Senior Mints2
#200Unionize The Elves sign1
#2405Valentine1
#527Valentine's Day cake1
#680anniversary balloon1
#1081annoying pitchfork1
#538arrow'd heart balloon1
#451aspirin2
#1065bell-shaped Crimbo cookie1
#2563black paisley oyster egg1
#1654blood flower1
#1329blue paisley oyster egg3
#3681bottle of goofballs3
#545can of fake snow1
#2975can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce1
#1964candied yams3
#2741candy cane6
#497cheap plastic bottle opener13
#824chopsticks1
#747clockwork key1
#154clockwork trench coat1
#507colored-light "necklace"1
#1640doll house1
#395double daisy1
#426duck-on-a-string5
#4232easter egg balloon2
#1436eggnog7
#488enchanted toothpick2
#633fancy chocolate5
#405felt21
#2153fruitcake4
#56gazing shoes1
#2822gingerbread bugbear3
#213googly eye68
#882green balloon1
#1909green beer1
#1451hamethyst4
#328hamethyst necklace1
#1454heart-shaped balloon1
#2084herbal stuffing2
#1282iron pasta spoon1
#364jewelry-making pliers1
#470kite15
#2028lavender polka-dot oyster egg1
#1766lavender striped oyster egg1
#166length of string69
#1435loaded serum blowgun2
#570lovecat tail1
#1456mafia aria5
#686marionette2
#1846mauve polka-dot oyster egg1
#487miniature stuffed Goth Giant1
#1060personalized birthday cake1
#2716pet rock1
#748picture of a dead guy's girlfriend1
#2213porquoise1
#294porquoise necklace1
#2103puce plastic oyster egg1
#531rag doll4
#851red paisley oyster egg4
#2537red plastic oyster egg1
#2205red polka-dot oyster egg1
#611rice bowl1
#132shot of flower schnapps8
#329sleeping snowy owl10
#909sock monkey2
#979spooky bicycle chain2
#1367spooky cosmetics bag1
#379spooky eyeliner6
#342spooky lipstick8
#1466stuffed can of asparagus1
#1579stuffed dodecapede1
#442stuffed doppelshifter31
#955stuffed ghuol whelp1
#777stuffed zmobie1
#249stuffing35
#1041support cummerbund3
#559teddy bear11
#264teeny-tiny ninja stars3
#976tiny house58
#416tiny ninja sword2
#3348tiny plastic Cheshire bat5
#2453tiny plastic Crimbo elf3
#1679tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer5
#1747tiny plastic Crimbo wreath2
#1809tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo2
#2626tiny plastic accordion thief2
#3305tiny plastic angry goat5
#2901tiny plastic baby gravy fairy6
#2873tiny plastic barrrnacle6
#2574tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar2
#2015tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball9
#3969tiny plastic cocoabo4
#1988tiny plastic coffee pixie9
#1363tiny plastic disco bandit4
#2030tiny plastic fuzzy dice9
#2249tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick8
#2022tiny plastic ghuol whelp9
#2485tiny plastic grue7
#2707tiny plastic hermit2
#1402tiny plastic howling balloon monkey13
#2811tiny plastic killer bee6
#2230tiny plastic leprechaun8
#2520tiny plastic levitating potato7
#3324tiny plastic mosquito5
#2601tiny plastic pastamancer2
#2494tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime7
#2610tiny plastic seal clubber2
#1654tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton11
#4865tiny plastic stab bat3
#1822tiny plastic star starfish10
#2294tiny plastic sweet nutcracker3
#851tiny plastic turtle tamer6
#1124tiny shaker of salt1
#2299tofurkey gravy2
#2814tofurkey leg1
#1190toy soldier1
#892toy train2
#130toy wheel63
#193tree skirt2
#316tree-shaped Crimbo cookie3
#903white balloon1
#629wooden block4
#510yellow plastic oyster egg12
#808yo-yo28
#1862zombie pineal gland1

Wow, that's 798 items total!

what items are this player missing?