| #2232 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #1165 | Ent cider | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #1963 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 2 |
| 🥇 | Senior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #162 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 28 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #527 | Valentine's Day cake | 1 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #149 | astronaut ice-cream | 3 |
| #7429 | badass belt | 1 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #77 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 58 |
| #139 | blood flower | 91 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #248 | brine | 76 |
| #1817 | can of Binarrrca | 1 |
| #1977 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 3 |
| #1674 | candied yams | 4 |
| #2337 | candy cane | 9 |
| #497 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 13 |
| #120 | clockwork chef-in-the-box | 1 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #228 | delicious noodles | 10 |
| #363 | dill | 107 |
| #1263 | doll house | 2 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #2363 | eggnog | 2 |
| #1986 | fake fake vomit | 1 |
| #971 | fancy chocolate | 3 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #275 | flower petal pie | 1 |
| #1329 | fruitcake | 11 |
| #386 | ghost cucumber | 112 |
| #2188 | gingerbread bugbear | 5 |
| #1547 | googly eye | 5 |
| #1417 | green beer | 4 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #5337 | grue egg | 1 |
| #1742 | herbal stuffing | 3 |
| #1282 | iron pasta spoon | 1 |
| #655 | kite | 11 |
| #1603 | kneecapping stick | 2 |
| #1151 | length of string | 7 |
| #179 | less-than-three-shaped box | 1 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #1457 | mafia aria | 5 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #172 | orange glowstick | 11 |
| #1889 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #1429 | pet rock | 4 |
| #314 | portable corkscrew | 21 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #1105 | scroll of pasta summoning | 4 |
| #1097 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #1347 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #1747 | stuffed doppelshifter | 4 |
| #1225 | support cummerbund | 2 |
| #322 | tasket | 1 |
| #1586 | teddy bear | 2 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #1903 | tofurkey gravy | 3 |
| #1885 | tofurkey leg | 3 |
| #2069 | top | 1 |
| #565 | tortoise's blessing | 2 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #524 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #330 | vinegar | 117 |
| #1750 | whoopie cushion | 2 |
| #1042 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1885 | yo-yo | 3 |
| #476 | zombie pineal gland | 10 |