| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #409 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| #495 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 8 |
| #25 | Children's Meal of the Damned | 1 |
| #91 | Comma Chameleon egg | 1 |
| #12 | Crimbo hat | 1 |
| #9 | Crimbo pants | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbo stocking | 10 |
| #11 | Crimbo sword | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #1529 | Crimboween memo | 5 |
| #50 | Crown of the Goblin King | 283 |
| #189 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 4 |
| #1782 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #161 | Ent cider | 92 |
| #87 | Golden Mr. Accessory | 1 |
| 🥉 | Item #13 | 1 |
| #44 | Jekyllin hide belt | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #15 | March hat | 2 |
| #77 | Mayflower bouquet | 1 |
| #19 | Meleegra™ pills | 847 |
| #294 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 72 |
| #409 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 8 |
| #92 | Mr. Accessory Jr. | 1 |
| #23 | Mr. Eh? | 1 |
| 🥇 | N. O. Beer | 1 |
| #5 | Otorian Battle Scar | 1 |
| #10 | Radio KoL Antenna Ball | 1 |
| #644 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #1058 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 3 |
| #29 | Talisman of Baio | 1 |
| #63 | Tiki lighter | 5 |
| #26 | Travoltan trousers | 2 |
| #48 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 2 |
| #50 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 2 |
| #26 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 3 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #4 | aspirin | 191 |
| #415 | astronaut ice-cream | 1 |
| #1620 | astronaut pants | 2 |
| #1712 | baconstone | 3 |
| #136 | bad penguin egg | 1 |
| #6543 | badass belt | 2 |
| #505 | ball | 12 |
| #255 | beer goggles | 1 |
| #520 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #346 | blood flower | 24 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #3681 | bottle of goofballs | 3 |
| #108 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 9 |
| #11 | bottled green pixie | 3 |
| #22 | bow | 12 |
| #39 | bow staff | 2 |
| #38 | bowlegged pants | 2 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #600 | box of sunshine | 531 |
| #136 | broken cellular phone | 50 |
| #1107 | can of Red Minotaur | 1 |
| #27 | can of fake snow | 8 |
| #56 | candied yam pinky ring | 1 |
| #2872 | candied yams | 1 |
| #292 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 21 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #26 | comfy blanket | 1 |
| #29 | crazy bastard sword | 1 |
| #58 | dandy lion cub | 1 |
| #54 | deck of tropical cards | 6 |
| #91 | demonskin trousers | 2 |
| 🥇 | dirty martini | 9 |
| #440 | doll house | 11 |
| #2971 | easter egg balloon | 5 |
| #6 | evil flaming eyeball pendant | 1 |
| #145 | exotic orchid | 1 |
| #212 | fancy chocolate | 12 |
| #170 | fez of etymology | 2 |
| #3214 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #12 | gasmask | 1 |
| #526 | ghost cucumber | 85 |
| #549 | ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1,304 |
| #1725 | giant pinky ring | 4 |
| #259 | green beer | 60 |
| #3890 | grue egg | 3 |
| #1645 | hamethyst | 3 |
| 🥈 | hemp backpack | 1 |
| #69 | homeless hobo spirit | 1 |
| #22 | iceberglet | 2 |
| #135 | imitation nice watch | 1 |
| #23 | incredibly dense meat gem | 1 |
| #32 | jewel-eyed wizard hat | 2 |
| #8 | jitterbug larva | 1 |
| #94 | loaded serum blowgun | 37 |
| #372 | lovecat tail | 2 |
| #89 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 2 |
| #12 | lucky Tam O'Shanter | 1 |
| #417 | mafia aria | 56 |
| #433 | martini | 4 |
| #23 | miniature gravy-covered maypole | 1 |
| #144 | moxie magnet | 1 |
| #12 | nervous tick egg | 1 |
| #896 | orange glowstick | 2 |
| #30 | orange traffic cone | 1 |
| #523 | oriole-feather headdress | 2 |
| #195 | oyster basket | 27 |
| #206 | pail | 64 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #106 | petrified time | 4 |
| #745 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #24 | pilgrim shield | 2 |
| #930 | pink glowstick | 2 |
| 🥇 | pirate hook | 1 |
| #2047 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
| #751 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #34 | plastic pumpkin bucket | 2 |
| #106 | plexiglass pinky ring | 2 |
| #181 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #478 | pool cue | 10 |
| #1310 | porquoise | 4 |
| #1173 | portable corkscrew | 3 |
| #647 | purple-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #396 | radio button candy | 2 |
| #173 | ring setting | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #8 | severed rocking horse head | 32 |
| #38 | shiny ring | 412 |
| #61 | spooky hockey mask | 19 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #2249 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #55 | stone of eXtreme power | 207 |
| #210 | string of blue beads | 47 |
| #189 | string of green beads | 50 |
| #495 | string of red beads | 23 |
| #8850 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| 🥈 | superhero mask | 1 |
| #39 | sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #6 | tasket | 1,364 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #995 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 10 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #1747 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #1282 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 3 |
| #28 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 486 |
| #5 | tisket | 1,364 |
| #2809 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2815 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #443 | tomato juice of powerful power | 1 |
| #1689 | toy jet pack | 2 |
| #896 | toy ray gun | 9 |
| #1271 | toy space helmet | 4 |
| #121 | tree skirt | 3 |
| #314 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| #63 | tropical paperweight | 5 |
| #681 | tropical wrapping paper | 2 |
| #23 | wax lips | 1 |
| #94 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #627 | yo-yo | 44 |
| #5 | yuletide troll chrysalis | 7 |
| #38 | zombie pineal gland | 68 |