| #123 | 25-meat staff | 1 |
| #1502 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| #1728 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1496 | Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #1485 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #904 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1425 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #1665 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #2054 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #1403 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1414 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #857 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1374 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #669 | LED block | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #116 | alpha-mail pants | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #106 | automatic catapult | 1 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #196 | bamboo bokuto | 1 |
| #1062 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #103 | bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme | 1 |
| #632 | black pudding | 1 |
| #981 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #1626 | buckyball | 1 |
| #1107 | can of Red Minotaur | 1 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #115 | chain-mail monokini | 1 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #920 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #2520 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #2393 | felt | 1 |
| #99 | football helmet | 1 |
| #92 | goofily-plumed helmet | 1 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #144 | green balloon | 99 |
| #1604 | iGoogly | 1 |
| #2061 | kite | 1 |
| 🥈 | laser cannon | 1 |
| #1751 | length of string | 1 |
| #100 | lucky ball-and-chain | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #2027 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
| #689 | mugcake | 1 |
| #1681 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #3706 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #3328 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #3425 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #1182 | nanofiber cloth | 1 |
| #80 | paper-plate-mail pants | 1 |
| #101 | pentacorn hat | 1 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #157 | petrified time | 3 |
| #745 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #811 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1430 | [2108]rock | 1 |
| #96 | sack of doorknobs | 1 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #1094 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #92 | slightly peevedbow | 1 |
| #239 | slingshot | 1 |
| #475 | snorkel | 1 |
| #1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #184 | studded leather boxer shorts | 1 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #3200 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #175 | suede shortsword | 1 |
| #524 | sweet ninja sword | 1 |
| #1153 | synthetic stuffing | 1 |
| #2031 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
| #1434 | theoretical string | 1 |
| #44 | time helmet | 1 |
| #143 | time sword | 1 |
| #46 | time trousers | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #900 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #1592 | toy hoverpad | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #1383 | toy train | 1 |
| #1822 | toy wheel | 1 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #681 | tropical wrapping paper | 2 |
| #93 | troutpiece | 1 |
| #119 | two-handed depthsword | 1 |
| #111 | union scalemail pants | 1 |
| #727 | urinal cake | 1 |
| #2758 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 1 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #194 | white balloon | 99 |
| #1041 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |