| #124 | 25-meat staff | 1 |
| #1502 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| #1732 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1496 | Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #903 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #1670 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #2053 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #858 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #669 | LED block | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #116 | alpha-mail pants | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #106 | automatic catapult | 1 |
| #2042 | ball | 1 |
| #197 | bamboo bokuto | 1 |
| #1065 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #103 | bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme | 1 |
| #634 | black pudding | 1 |
| #980 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #1627 | buckyball | 1 |
| #1107 | can of Red Minotaur | 1 |
| #545 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #115 | chain-mail monokini | 1 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #919 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #2520 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #2393 | felt | 1 |
| #99 | football helmet | 1 |
| #94 | goofily-plumed helmet | 1 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #144 | green balloon | 99 |
| #1604 | iGoogly | 1 |
| #2060 | kite | 1 |
| 🥈 | laser cannon | 1 |
| #1751 | length of string | 1 |
| #99 | lucky ball-and-chain | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #2027 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
| #690 | mugcake | 1 |
| #1680 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #3705 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #3326 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #3424 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #1183 | nanofiber cloth | 1 |
| #80 | paper-plate-mail pants | 1 |
| #100 | pentacorn hat | 1 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #155 | petrified time | 3 |
| #747 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #812 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1431 | [2108]rock | 1 |
| #96 | sack of doorknobs | 1 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #1097 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #92 | slightly peevedbow | 1 |
| #244 | slingshot | 1 |
| #475 | snorkel | 1 |
| #1348 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #185 | studded leather boxer shorts | 1 |
| #1466 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #1579 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #3201 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #175 | suede shortsword | 1 |
| #525 | sweet ninja sword | 1 |
| #1153 | synthetic stuffing | 1 |
| #2033 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
| #1434 | theoretical string | 1 |
| #41 | time helmet | 1 |
| #140 | time sword | 1 |
| #42 | time trousers | 1 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #899 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #1590 | toy hoverpad | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #1821 | toy wheel | 1 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #1038 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #680 | tropical wrapping paper | 2 |
| #93 | troutpiece | 1 |
| #119 | two-handed depthsword | 1 |
| #110 | union scalemail pants | 1 |
| #728 | urinal cake | 1 |
| #2756 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 1 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #194 | white balloon | 99 |
| #1042 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |