| #70 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 3 |
| #2230 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #3368 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 2 |
| #186 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 11 |
| #255 | Bohemian rhapsody | 1 |
| #1480 | Colander of Em-er'il | 2 |
| #1168 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 3 |
| #2740 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #1102 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 2 |
| #1468 | Elder Turtle Shell | 2 |
| #680 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #3899 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #2244 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #182 | Mylar balloon | 1 |
| #283 | Raggedy Hippy doll | 1 |
| #694 | Tuesday's ruby | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #183 | Venus flytrap | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #679 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #5054 | badass belt | 5 |
| #381 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 3 |
| #5246 | box of sunshine | 6 |
| #677 | brown sugar cane | 1 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #2346 | easter egg balloon | 8 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #1657 | fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #765 | green glowstick | 2 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #3141 | grue egg | 5 |
| #5199 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #1045 | heart-shaped balloon | 2 |
| #2077 | mafia aria | 1 |
| #646 | mother's little helper | 1 |
| #690 | mugcake | 1 |
| #3382 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #812 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #489 | potted fern | 1 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #823 | rocky raccoon | 1 |
| #578 | savoy truffle | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1466 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #1579 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #3201 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #777 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #509 | three-tiered wedding cake | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #392 | tulip | 1 |
| #511 | urinal cake | 2 |
| #1151 | valuable trinket | 36 |
| #903 | white balloon | 1 |
| #698 | woven baling wire bracelets | 1 |