| #69 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 3 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #3370 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 2 |
| #186 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 11 |
| #254 | Bohemian rhapsody | 1 |
| #1474 | Colander of Em-er'il | 2 |
| #1168 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 3 |
| #2738 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #1103 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 2 |
| #1460 | Elder Turtle Shell | 2 |
| #678 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #3897 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #2247 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #182 | Mylar balloon | 1 |
| #282 | Raggedy Hippy doll | 1 |
| #694 | Tuesday's ruby | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #183 | Venus flytrap | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #677 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #5055 | badass belt | 5 |
| #381 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 3 |
| #5241 | box of sunshine | 6 |
| #680 | brown sugar cane | 1 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #2347 | easter egg balloon | 8 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #1659 | fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #766 | green glowstick | 2 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #3138 | grue egg | 5 |
| #5198 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #1043 | heart-shaped balloon | 2 |
| #2078 | mafia aria | 1 |
| #645 | mother's little helper | 1 |
| #689 | mugcake | 1 |
| #3387 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #811 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #489 | potted fern | 1 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #822 | rocky raccoon | 1 |
| #578 | savoy truffle | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #3200 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #776 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #508 | three-tiered wedding cake | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #392 | tulip | 1 |
| #510 | urinal cake | 2 |
| #1152 | valuable trinket | 36 |
| #902 | white balloon | 1 |
| #700 | woven baling wire bracelets | 1 |