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| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #903 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #857 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #1985 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #9 | alien drugs | 281 |
| #223 | alien force field disruptor bean | 1 |
| #203 | alien source code printout | 1 |
| #2064 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #844 | box of sunshine | 326 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #2422 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #261 | government cheese | 1 |
| #183 | government-issued night-vision goggles | 1 |
| #1370 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #1347 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #747 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #2221 | possessed top | 1 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #139 | rocket fuel | 1 |
| #223 | space beast fur | 1 |
| #15 | space beast fur hat | 1 |
| #15 | space beast fur pants | 1 |
| #20 | space beast fur whip | 1 |
| #232 | space junk | 1 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #3170 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #3347 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 5 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #2039 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 4 |
| #2306 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 3 |
| #924 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 4 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #836 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 2 |
| #634 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #168 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #850 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 2 |
| #172 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #344 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 9 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #1793 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 3 |
| #952 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 2 |
| #2512 | tiny plastic angry goat | 7 |
| #2555 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 7 |
| #3316 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 5 |
| #4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #1813 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 10 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #2856 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 6 |
| #3299 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 5 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #2689 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 2 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #2534 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 7 |
| #3965 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 4 |
| #4811 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 3 |
| #973 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 2 |
| #2828 | tiny plastic grue | 6 |
| #1833 | tiny plastic hermit | 3 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #2846 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 6 |
| #1965 | tiny plastic killer bee | 9 |
| #3333 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 5 |
| #2888 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 6 |
| #2007 | tiny plastic mosquito | 9 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #1797 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 3 |
| #1502 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 12 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3366 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 5 |
| #3307 | tiny plastic stab bat | 5 |
| #3349 | tiny plastic star starfish | 5 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #1272 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 7 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #192 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #2526 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #2209 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #2127 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #25 | twitching space egg | 1 |
| #2525 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #106 | warbear badge | 1 |
| #202 | warbear battery | 14 |
| #435 | warbear beeping telegram | 1 |
| #306 | warbear drone assembler | 1 |
| #210 | warbear foil hat | 1 |
| #383 | warbear gyrocopter | 1 |
| 🥈 | warbear hoverbelt | 1 |
| #422 | warbear procedural hilarity drone | 1 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |