| #1115 | 1-ball | 2 |
| #1149 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 1 |
| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #856 | Brimstone Chicken Sandwich | 2 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #36 | Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E. | 2 |
| #228 | Das Überkühlraum trading card | 1 |
| #532 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 1 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #227 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #29 | Libram of Divine Favors | 2 |
| #27 | Mayflower bouquet | 2 |
| #1567 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #1267 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #814 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #54 | Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts | 2 |
| 🥈 | Warehouse 23 bling | 1 |
| #4 | Warehouse 23 crate | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #1169 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| 🥉 | bat guano | 66,106 |
| #80 | beer basted brat | 3 |
| #3163 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #685 | bowl of cottage cheese | 11 |
| #937 | bum cheek | 2 |
| #444 | bunch of square grapes | 4 |
| #20 | burnt flower | 1,822 |
| 🥉 | can of Rain-Doh | 6 |
| #150 | can of black paint | 2 |
| #1699 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 4 |
| #4784 | candy cane | 1 |
| #639 | carob chunk noodles | 1 |
| #98 | catgut taco | 6 |
| #36 | catsup | 24 |
| #159 | clockwork sphere | 1 |
| #1527 | disco mask | 2 |
| #907 | eyepatch | 2 |
| #44 | llama lama cria | 2 |
| #35 | naughty origami kit | 2 |
| #49 | packet of mayfly bait | 2 |
| #37 | sane hatrack | 2 |
| #853 | seal-skull helmet | 3 |
| #20 | stuffed mind flayer | 1,000 |
| 🥈 | superhero mask | 1 |
| #29 | wizard action figure | 2 |