| #694 | 8-ball | 24 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #249 | Disco Banjo | 2 |
| #1103 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 2 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #285 | Marquis de Poivre soda | 12 |
| #536 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 6 |
| #734 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub | 18 |
| #644 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #154 | abominable snowcone | 142 |
| #81 | ancient vinyl coin purse | 131 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #2610 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| #3937 | badass belt | 9 |
| #1588 | barrrnacle | 3 |
| #316 | bottle of Pinot Renoir | 4 |
| #67 | bottle of Vangoghbitussin | 17 |
| #2228 | bottle of goofballs | 9 |
| #6710 | box of sunshine | 2 |
| #543 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 1 |
| #865 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 10 |
| #486 | commemorative war stein | 17 |
| #1525 | disco ball | 3 |
| #1412 | disco mask | 3 |
| #2323 | duct tape | 1 |
| #205 | empty Cloaca-Cola bottle | 71 |
| #692 | [2426]fire flower | 1 |
| 🥉 | flaming juggler's balls | 2 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #394 | funky dried mushroom | 13 |
| #351 | grue egg omelette | 7 |
| #675 | herbs | 8 |
| #1297 | mariachi pants | 1 |
| #327 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #801 | pool cue | 3 |
| #915 | pretty flower | 30 |
| #1723 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #5 | sangria del diablo | 1 |
| #258 | scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil | 9 |
| #1668 | seal-clubbing club | 1 |
| #2327 | solid gold bowling ball | 2 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #2241 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #2143 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #1051 | stainless steel slacks | 4 |
| #1712 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #536 | teeny-tiny magic scroll | 1 |
| #2208 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 8 |
| #2452 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 3 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #1224 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 3 |
| #522 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 3 |
| #521 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 3 |
| #1282 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 3 |
| #2620 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #608 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 3 |
| #2506 | tiny plastic angry goat | 7 |
| #2546 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 7 |
| #2508 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 7 |
| #1713 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 3 |
| #1809 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 10 |
| #1808 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 10 |
| #2463 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 7 |
| #1360 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 4 |
| #2523 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 7 |
| #1197 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 15 |
| #1312 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 14 |
| #636 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 3 |
| #1838 | tiny plastic grue | 10 |
| #1358 | tiny plastic hermit | 4 |
| #1645 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 11 |
| #2457 | tiny plastic killer bee | 7 |
| #1300 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 14 |
| #2512 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 7 |
| #2228 | tiny plastic mosquito | 8 |
| #1042 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 5 |
| #2033 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 9 |
| #2638 | tiny plastic sauceror | 2 |
| #1316 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 4 |
| #507 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 3 |
| #1825 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 10 |
| #1822 | tiny plastic stab bat | 10 |
| #1817 | tiny plastic star starfish | 10 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #1369 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 4 |
| #1839 | towel | 1 |
| #332 | valuable trinket | 279 |
| #1272 | yeti fur | 10 |