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| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #624 | Corpse Island iced tea | 8 |
| #363 | LED block | 3 |
| #213 | M-242 | 62 |
| #171 | Miniborg beeper | 3 |
| #164 | Miniborg hiveminder | 3 |
| #177 | Miniborg laser | 3 |
| #195 | Miniborg stomper | 3 |
| #190 | Miniborg strangler | 3 |
| #390 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 52 |
| #133 | Spooky Surprise Egg | 141 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #515 | Yummy Tummy bean | 390 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #246 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #38 | borg sock monkey | 63 |
| #4500 | box of sunshine | 10 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #298 | chaos butterfly | 884 |
| #123 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 87 |
| #83 | chunk of rock salt | 137 |
| #694 | corpse on the beach | 7 |
| #1006 | corpsedriver | 4 |
| #526 | corpsetini | 10 |
| #841 | cyborg stompin' boot | 3 |
| #540 | disassembled clover | 86 |
| #905 | duck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #82 | duct tape wallet | 47 |
| #2393 | felt | 1 |
| #838 | flashing novelty button | 2 |
| #693 | golden ring | 40 |
| #2190 | googly eye | 2 |
| #341 | green glowstick | 5 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #43 | herb brownies | 477 |
| #433 | iGoogly | 52 |
| #474 | immense cyborg hand | 8 |
| #272 | iron pasta spoon | 25 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #363 | killing feather | 70 |
| #312 | kneecapping stick | 49 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #417 | mafia aria | 56 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #266 | monomolecular yo-yo | 271 |
| #827 | nanite-infested candy cane | 14 |
| #593 | nanite-infested eggnog | 8 |
| #720 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 7 |
| #481 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 10 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| #508 | oversized fish scaler | 9 |
| #94 | ovoid leather thing | 162 |
| #251 | penguin skin | 393 |
| #59 | pink glowstick | 22 |
| #225 | plot hole | 907 |
| #255 | polyalloy shield | 10 |
| #264 | robotronic egg | 92 |
| #336 | rogue swarmer | 84 |
| #2720 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 2 |
| #3656 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #360 | sawblade fragment | 79 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #64 | stone baseball cap | 56 |
| #2716 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 17 |
| #1985 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 25 |
| #2424 | stuffed angry cow | 20 |
| #2877 | stuffed astral badger | 16 |
| #2822 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 17 |
| #380 | stuffed can of asparagus | 11 |
| #1968 | stuffed cocoabo | 25 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #3199 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #2701 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 18 |
| #2559 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 19 |
| #442 | stuffed gray blob | 97 |
| #2787 | stuffed hand turkey | 17 |
| #2660 | stuffed mind flayer | 18 |
| #2288 | stuffed scary death orb | 22 |
| #4592 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 8 |
| #2120 | stuffed snowy owl | 23 |
| #1712 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 30 |
| #3725 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 11 |
| #3560 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 12 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
| #176 | support cummerbund | 47 |
| #164 | thin black candle | 1,670 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #306 | tiny bottle of absinthe | 56 |
| #3980 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3111 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3172 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3175 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3073 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #3119 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3826 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3903 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3877 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3070 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3956 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3885 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4534 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #4016 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3933 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3973 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8241 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4471 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3916 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #8079 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8207 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3931 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3906 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8144 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8078 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4592 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8113 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8054 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8086 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3831 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8097 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #3993 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4341 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8090 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3828 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8147 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8122 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #3856 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #1175 | toy hoverpad | 5 |
| #892 | toy train | 2 |
| #293 | unstable laser battery | 72 |
| #551 | vibrating cyborg knife | 10 |
| #236 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 21 |