| #71 | 100-Watt bulb | 1 |
| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #394 | Ancient Saucehelm | 6 |
| #509 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 23 |
| #1258 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #141 | Bonerdagon necklace | 62 |
| #337 | Boss Bat bling | 10 |
| #190 | Boss Bat britches | 67 |
| #759 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 5 |
| #102 | Brimstone Boxers | 1 |
| #455 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 17 |
| #1474 | Colander of Em-er'il | 2 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #1413 | Crimboween memo | 6 |
| #539 | Crown of the Goblin King | 47 |
| #858 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 4 |
| #707 | Dolphin King's crown | 6 |
| #809 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 3 |
| #947 | Elder Turtle Shell | 3 |
| #605 | Gaia beads | 1 |
| #205 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 11 |
| #888 | Green Clover of Justice | 2 |
| #131 | Hatorade | 1 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #226 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #171 | Mr. Balloon | 1 |
| #1568 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #1266 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #303 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 2 |
| #805 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 9 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #259 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #529 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 6 |
| #1450 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
| #10 | Unionize The Elves sign | 2 |
| #248 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #1144 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 2 |
| #1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #1824 | box of sunshine | 82 |
| #244 | chintzy accordion pin | 2 |
| #354 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 2 |
| #39 | chintzy noodle ring | 62 |
| #57 | chintzy saucepan earring | 22 |
| #207 | chintzy seal pendant | 5 |
| #258 | chintzy turtle brooch | 3 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #130 | easter egg balloon | 110 |
| #197 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 14 |
| #906 | flaregun | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #319 | hippopotamus skin | 3 |
| #480 | hippy protest button | 2 |
| #1435 | loaded serum blowgun | 2 |
| #586 | radio button candy | 1 |
| #790 | really dense meat stack | 7 |
| #301 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 6 |
| #1101 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 7 |
| #2789 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 2 |
| #2194 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 3 |
| #2119 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 3 |
| #596 | sandwich of the gods | 12 |
| #61 | smoldering box | 2 |
| #1416 | solid gold bowling ball | 7 |
| #1130 | squashed frog | 1 |
| #101 | stainless steel scarf | 20 |
| #167 | stainless steel shillelagh | 16 |
| #125 | stainless steel skullcap | 15 |
| #229 | stainless steel slacks | 12 |
| #114 | stainless steel solitaire | 15 |
| #201 | stainless steel suspenders | 16 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #464 | vodka martini | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |