| #1075 | Cloaca grenade | 8 |
| #1181 | Cloaca-Cola | 7 |
| #375 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 10 |
| #186 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 14 |
| #161 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 13 |
| #386 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 6 |
| #136 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 16 |
| #181 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 4 |
| #65 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 20 |
| #1000 | Dyspepsi grenade | 8 |
| #1215 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 23 |
| #501 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 6 |
| #162 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 13 |
| #130 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 16 |
| #493 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 4 |
| #165 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 12 |
| #332 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 2 |
| #140 | Feynman gate | 92 |
| 🥇 | KoL Con 3-D Glasses | 1 |
| #476 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 17 |
| #1507 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 5 |
| #11 | Radio KoL Keychain | 1 |
| #313 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 16 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #23 | astronaut ice-cream | 17 |
| #483 | astronaut pants | 17 |
| #385 | baconstone | 21 |
| #760 | ball | 8 |
| #1062 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #392 | blood flower | 20 |
| #1844 | box of sunshine | 80 |
| #574 | broken cellular phone | 2 |
| #387 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 24 |
| #541 | candied yams | 17 |
| #679 | candy cane | 53 |
| #156 | capacitor relay | 86 |
| #157 | carbon nanotube frame | 89 |
| #291 | delicious noodles | 6 |
| #1638 | doll house | 1 |
| #656 | duck-on-a-string | 3 |
| #871 | eggnog | 18 |
| #129 | empty blowgun | 20 |
| #422 | fake plastic grass | 4 |
| #100 | fancy chocolate | 21 |
| #1281 | felt | 6 |
| #825 | fruitcake | 25 |
| #1106 | gingerbread bugbear | 18 |
| #268 | gloomy mushroom wine | 2 |
| #1331 | googly eye | 7 |
| #38 | grass blade | 4 |
| #38 | grass hat | 4 |
| #27 | grass skirt | 6 |
| #424 | hamethyst | 19 |
| #331 | herbal stuffing | 24 |
| #37 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 79 |
| #170 | ion grid | 88 |
| #920 | iron pasta spoon | 3 |
| #1412 | kite | 3 |
| #990 | kneecapping stick | 8 |
| #1751 | length of string | 1 |
| #197 | loaded serum blowgun | 20 |
| #162 | logic synthesizer | 84 |
| #38 | lovecat tail | 20 |
| #1598 | mafia aria | 4 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #180 | oily mushroom wine | 2 |
| #179 | oyster basket | 32 |
| #1275 | penguin skin | 1 |
| #437 | pet rock | 18 |
| #394 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 2 |
| #105 | plastic passion fruit | 20 |
| #404 | porquoise | 19 |
| #275 | portable corkscrew | 23 |
| #220 | questionable taco | 2 |
| #206 | radio button candy | 5 |
| #659 | rag doll | 3 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #1193 | scroll of pasta summoning | 3 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #1094 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #910 | sock monkey | 2 |
| #665 | spectral pickle | 11 |
| #442 | stuffed doppelshifter | 31 |
| #1252 | stuffing | 6 |
| #463 | support cummerbund | 14 |
| #50 | tasket | 16 |
| #1003 | teddy bear | 5 |
| #50 | tisket | 16 |
| #318 | tofurkey gravy | 27 |
| #272 | tofurkey leg | 30 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #451 | toy jet pack | 17 |
| #534 | toy ray gun | 17 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #499 | toy space helmet | 17 |
| #417 | toy train | 5 |
| #1822 | toy wheel | 1 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1220 | wooden block | 1 |
| #1041 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #813 | yeti fur | 56 |
| #750 | yo-yo | 32 |
| #214 | zombie pineal gland | 20 |