| #336 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 1 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #610 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #1258 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #2381 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #396 | Boris's ring | 4 |
| #1677 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #2771 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #437 | Brimstone Chicken Sandwich | 14 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #453 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
| #382 | Double Bacon Beelzeburger | 19 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #707 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 4 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #419 | Jumbo Dr. Lucifer | 18 |
| #382 | Lord of the Flies-sized fries | 20 |
| #437 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #291 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #578 | acid-squirting flower | 4 |
| #1012 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 4 |
| #5464 | badass belt | 4 |
| #201 | balaclava | 4 |
| #445 | balaclava baklava | 4 |
| #86 | barskin tent | 4 |
| #520 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #701 | black pixel | 11 |
| #975 | blue pixel | 11 |
| #6710 | box of sunshine | 2 |
| #517 | casino pass | 4 |
| #637 | cast | 11 |
| #525 | chef's hat | 11 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #712 | disco ball | 31 |
| #711 | disco mask | 26 |
| #1390 | felt | 5 |
| #96 | fez of etymology | 4 |
| #633 | filthy knitted dread sack | 4 |
| #760 | frigid ninja stars | 11 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #896 | green pixel | 11 |
| #580 | hot katana blade | 11 |
| #876 | kite | 8 |
| #1566 | length of string | 2 |
| #331 | marionette | 5 |
| #464 | martini | 3 |
| #636 | marzipan skull | 11 |
| #489 | pasta spoon | 45 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #530 | rag doll | 4 |
| #594 | ravioli hat | 30 |
| #682 | safarrri hat | 1 |
| #471 | saucepan | 90 |
| #819 | seal-clubbing club | 19 |
| #1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #1613 | stolen accordion | 2 |
| #6261 | stuffed angry cow | 4 |
| #3200 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #1831 | stuffing | 3 |
| #3983 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 4 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #6085 | tiny plastic grue | 2 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #4844 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 3 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #4842 | tiny plastic mosquito | 3 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #900 | top | 5 |
| #1383 | toy train | 1 |
| #1822 | toy wheel | 1 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #621 | turtle totem | 48 |
| #931 | wooden block | 2 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |