| #336 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 1 |
| #2230 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #2384 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #1673 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #935 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 3 |
| #1268 | Cloaca grenade | 5 |
| #981 | Cloaca-Cola | 14 |
| #1153 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #903 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #995 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 2 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #1391 | Dyspepsi grenade | 3 |
| #1433 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 12 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #858 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #1165 | Ent cider | 1 |
| #764 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 20 |
| #751 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 68 |
| #292 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 1 |
| #934 | Rock Pops | 52 |
| #1256 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 11 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1185 | Yummy Tummy bean | 125 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #2042 | ball | 1 |
| #2088 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2554 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #696 | broken cellular phone | 1 |
| #545 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #1640 | doll house | 1 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #5138 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #607 | empty blowgun | 2 |
| #969 | fancy chocolate | 3 |
| #170 | fez of etymology | 2 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #2003 | gingerbread bugbear | 6 |
| #1431 | googly eye | 6 |
| #5338 | grue egg | 1 |
| #2516 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #298 | iron pasta spoon | 22 |
| #2060 | kite | 1 |
| #574 | kneecapping stick | 20 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2307 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1766 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #871 | length of string | 12 |
| #335 | loaded serum blowgun | 12 |
| #429 | mafia aria | 54 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1734 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1583 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #150 | penguin shorts | 1 |
| #415 | penguin skin | 141 |
| #147 | penguin skin buckler | 1 |
| #192 | penguin whip | 1 |
| #90 | penguinskin mini-kilt | 1 |
| #84 | penguinskin mini-skirt | 1 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #495 | petrified time | 1 |
| #130 | pixellated candy heart | 139 |
| #213 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #1612 | pork elf goodies sack | 1 |
| #2253 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #342 | questionable taco | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #1514 | red paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1458 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #456 | scroll of pasta summoning | 27 |
| #1348 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #3201 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #1137 | stuffing | 7 |
| #337 | support cummerbund | 21 |
| #322 | tasket | 1 |
| #2033 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8068 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8111 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8136 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #265 | tisket | 1 |
| #1903 | tofurkey gravy | 3 |
| #1885 | tofurkey leg | 3 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #643 | toy wheel | 14 |
| #525 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #1042 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #2818 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1637 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1453 | zombie pineal gland | 2 |