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| #924 | Boris's ring | 1 |
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| #1496 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #2385 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #790 | Gnollish flyswatter | 1 |
| #73 | Kentucky-fried meat sword | 1 |
| #991 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 1 |
| #997 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 1 |
| #973 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 1 |
| #1007 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 1 |
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| #1046 | Knob Goblin pants | 1 |
| #1058 | Knob Goblin scimitar | 1 |
| #1117 | Knob Goblin tongs | 1 |
| #892 | Knob Goblin visor | 1 |
| #403 | Meat detector | 1 |
| #988 | Mohawk wig | 1 |
| #845 | Orcish baseball cap | 1 |
| #785 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #781 | Pine-Fresh air freshener | 1 |
| #734 | Sneaky Pete's breath spray | 1 |
| #1286 | Wand of Nagamar | 1 |
| #1006 | acid-squirting flower | 1 |
| #1433 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| #478 | asbestos sword | 1 |
| #1081 | asparagus knife | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
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| #2451 | baconstone | 1 |
| #7429 | badass belt | 1 |
| #2044 | ball | 1 |
| #367 | barskin hat | 1 |
| #98 | basic meat fez | 1 |
| #784 | batblade | 1 |
| #1007 | big red clown nose | 1 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2110 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2088 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2666 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #964 | bloody clown pants | 1 |
| #2555 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2409 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2376 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2623 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #5026 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #1109 | bugbear bungguard | 1 |
| #1095 | bum cheek | 1 |
| #592 | can of maces | 1 |
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| #1063 | chef's hat | 1 |
| #409 | chocolate spurs | 1 |
| #254 | chrome helmet turtle | 1 |
| #798 | clown shoes | 1 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #1293 | dead guy's watch | 1 |
| #1064 | diamond-studded cane | 1 |
| #1098 | dirty hobo gloves | 1 |
| #1718 | disco mask | 1 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #554 | dungeoneer's dungarees | 1 |
| #897 | eXtreme mittens | 1 |
| #856 | eXtreme scarf | 1 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #206 | enchanted eyepatch | 1 |
| #402 | eye-pod | 1 |
| #1087 | eyepatch | 1 |
| #969 | fancy chocolate | 3 |
| #1000 | filthy corduroys | 1 |
| #972 | filthy knitted dread sack | 1 |
| #941 | flaming talons | 1 |
| #793 | foolscap fool's cap | 1 |
| #731 | frozen nunchaku | 1 |
| #428 | furry pants | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #1255 | giant needle | 1 |
| #3307 | gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #1109 | glowing red eye | 1 |
| #145 | gnatwing earring | 1 |
| #155 | gnauga hide buckler | 1 |
| #219 | gnoll-tooth necklace | 1 |
| #821 | goat beard | 1 |
| #454 | heavy metal sonata | 1 |
| #541 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 1 |
| #892 | hemp string | 1 |
| #729 | hypodermic needle | 1 |
| #426 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
| #740 | infernal insoles | 1 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2308 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2029 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1767 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1295 | lead necklace | 1 |
| #692 | leather chaps | 1 |
| #897 | leather mask | 1 |
| #1026 | line | 1 |
| #456 | linoleum crossbow | 1 |
| #521 | linoleum sword | 1 |
| #386 | magic lamp | 1 |
| #387 | magnifying glass | 1 |
| #677 | maiden wig | 1 |
| #1299 | mariachi pants | 1 |
| #1984 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1847 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #118 | meat cowboy hat | 1 |
| #671 | mesh cap | 1 |
| #791 | miner's helmet | 1 |
| #785 | miner's pants | 1 |
| #152 | monster bait | 1 |
| #600 | mullet wig | 1 |
| #858 | ninja hot pants | 1 |
| #1365 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2535 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1735 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1583 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #1890 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #1761 | pail | 1 |
| #396 | palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #1584 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #1565 | pasta spoon | 1 |
| #302 | phat turquoise bracelet | 1 |
| #289 | pixel hat | 1 |
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| #211 | pixel sword | 1 |
| #730 | prosthetic forehead | 1 |
| #2035 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2254 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1645 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1506 | ravioli hat | 1 |
| #2228 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2206 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1647 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #1124 | ridiculously huge sword | 1 |
| #1135 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #849 | rusty grave robbing shovel | 1 |
| #683 | safarrri hat | 1 |
| #1708 | saucepan | 1 |
| #1671 | seal-clubbing club | 1 |
| #2957 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #1412 | skeleton bone | 1 |
| #944 | skeleton key | 1 |
| #803 | snowboarder pants | 1 |
| #821 | spiked femur | 1 |
| #278 | spooky staff | 1 |
| #1220 | spooky stick | 1 |
| #682 | spork | 1 |
| #1001 | star | 1 |
| #310 | star buckler | 1 |
| #920 | star chart | 1 |
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| #606 | star hat | 1 |
| #330 | star pants | 1 |
| #309 | star staff | 1 |
| #1826 | stolen accordion | 1 |
| #2261 | string of blue beads | 1 |
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| #2246 | string of red beads | 1 |
| #185 | studded leather boxer shorts | 1 |
| #4806 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #964 | swashbuckling pants | 1 |
| #525 | sweet ninja sword | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #2899 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2948 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4544 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8217 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8256 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8131 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #8180 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4500 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8156 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8194 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8064 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #8132 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8073 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8203 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8105 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8118 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #8104 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8228 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8142 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #1125 | tiny shaker of salt | 1 |
| #1051 | titanium assault umbrella | 1 |
| #2807 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2813 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #317 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| #1044 | viking helmet | 1 |
| #896 | vorpal blade | 1 |
| #586 | wang | 1 |
| #810 | white satin pants | 1 |
| #854 | white sword | 1 |
| #1245 | wolf mask | 1 |
| #811 | wooden stakes | 1 |
| #1801 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2819 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1329 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1637 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |