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| #926 | Boris's ring | 1 |
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| #1494 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #789 | Gnollish flyswatter | 1 |
| #72 | Kentucky-fried meat sword | 1 |
| #989 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 1 |
| #993 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 1 |
| #972 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 1 |
| #1004 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 1 |
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| #1044 | Knob Goblin pants | 1 |
| #1058 | Knob Goblin scimitar | 1 |
| #1118 | Knob Goblin tongs | 1 |
| #887 | Knob Goblin visor | 1 |
| #403 | Meat detector | 1 |
| #987 | Mohawk wig | 1 |
| #842 | Orcish baseball cap | 1 |
| #783 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #777 | Pine-Fresh air freshener | 1 |
| #734 | Sneaky Pete's breath spray | 1 |
| #1286 | Wand of Nagamar | 1 |
| #1008 | acid-squirting flower | 1 |
| #1432 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| #478 | asbestos sword | 1 |
| #1079 | asparagus knife | 1 |
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| #2445 | baconstone | 1 |
| #7431 | badass belt | 1 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #367 | barskin hat | 1 |
| #97 | basic meat fez | 1 |
| #783 | batblade | 1 |
| #1005 | big red clown nose | 1 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2109 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2087 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #965 | bloody clown pants | 1 |
| #2553 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2409 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2375 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2622 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #5028 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #1111 | bugbear bungguard | 1 |
| #1095 | bum cheek | 1 |
| #592 | can of maces | 1 |
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| #1066 | chef's hat | 1 |
| #410 | chocolate spurs | 1 |
| #252 | chrome helmet turtle | 1 |
| #797 | clown shoes | 1 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #1293 | dead guy's watch | 1 |
| #1064 | diamond-studded cane | 1 |
| #1095 | dirty hobo gloves | 1 |
| #1712 | disco mask | 1 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #551 | dungeoneer's dungarees | 1 |
| #896 | eXtreme mittens | 1 |
| #854 | eXtreme scarf | 1 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #204 | enchanted eyepatch | 1 |
| #401 | eye-pod | 1 |
| #1085 | eyepatch | 1 |
| #968 | fancy chocolate | 3 |
| #997 | filthy corduroys | 1 |
| #970 | filthy knitted dread sack | 1 |
| #941 | flaming talons | 1 |
| #788 | foolscap fool's cap | 1 |
| #731 | frozen nunchaku | 1 |
| #425 | furry pants | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #1256 | giant needle | 1 |
| #3302 | gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #1107 | glowing red eye | 1 |
| #144 | gnatwing earring | 1 |
| #153 | gnauga hide buckler | 1 |
| #218 | gnoll-tooth necklace | 1 |
| #821 | goat beard | 1 |
| #454 | heavy metal sonata | 1 |
| #538 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 1 |
| #892 | hemp string | 1 |
| #728 | hypodermic needle | 1 |
| #424 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
| #740 | infernal insoles | 1 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2306 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2029 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1764 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1294 | lead necklace | 1 |
| #690 | leather chaps | 1 |
| #895 | leather mask | 1 |
| #1023 | line | 1 |
| #456 | linoleum crossbow | 1 |
| #521 | linoleum sword | 1 |
| #383 | magic lamp | 1 |
| #387 | magnifying glass | 1 |
| #677 | maiden wig | 1 |
| #1297 | mariachi pants | 1 |
| #1982 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1845 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2385 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #118 | meat cowboy hat | 1 |
| #669 | mesh cap | 1 |
| #788 | miner's helmet | 1 |
| #782 | miner's pants | 1 |
| #152 | monster bait | 1 |
| #598 | mullet wig | 1 |
| #856 | ninja hot pants | 1 |
| #1361 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2533 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1732 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1580 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #1886 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #1756 | pail | 1 |
| #396 | palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #1584 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #1560 | pasta spoon | 1 |
| #301 | phat turquoise bracelet | 1 |
| #286 | pixel hat | 1 |
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| #209 | pixel sword | 1 |
| #730 | prosthetic forehead | 1 |
| #2032 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2250 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1643 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1500 | ravioli hat | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2538 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2203 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1645 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #1124 | ridiculously huge sword | 1 |
| #1135 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #848 | rusty grave robbing shovel | 1 |
| #682 | safarrri hat | 1 |
| #1704 | saucepan | 1 |
| #1668 | seal-clubbing club | 1 |
| #2957 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #1413 | skeleton bone | 1 |
| #944 | skeleton key | 1 |
| #799 | snowboarder pants | 1 |
| #823 | spiked femur | 1 |
| #277 | spooky staff | 1 |
| #1219 | spooky stick | 1 |
| #682 | spork | 1 |
| #999 | star | 1 |
| #309 | star buckler | 1 |
| #918 | star chart | 1 |
| #459 | star crossbow | 1 |
| #604 | star hat | 1 |
| #328 | star pants | 1 |
| #307 | star staff | 1 |
| #1819 | stolen accordion | 1 |
| #2261 | string of blue beads | 1 |
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| #2246 | string of red beads | 1 |
| #184 | studded leather boxer shorts | 1 |
| #4796 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #964 | swashbuckling pants | 1 |
| #524 | sweet ninja sword | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #1124 | tiny shaker of salt | 1 |
| #1051 | titanium assault umbrella | 1 |
| #2809 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2815 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #314 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| #1042 | viking helmet | 1 |
| #894 | vorpal blade | 1 |
| #585 | wang | 1 |
| #807 | white satin pants | 1 |
| #854 | white sword | 1 |
| #1246 | wolf mask | 1 |
| #813 | wooden stakes | 1 |
| #1796 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2817 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1635 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |