| #2232 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #612 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #4300 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #2775 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #1482 | Colander of Em-er'il | 2 |
| #2741 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #2385 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #1600 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #3901 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #818 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #1611 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
| #62 | Staff of Blood and Pudding | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grand Flambé | 1 |
| #85 | Staff of the Greasefire | 1 |
| #34 | Staff of the Kitchen Floor | 1 |
| #91 | Staff of the Midnight Snack | 1 |
| #66 | Staff of the Short Order Cook | 1 |
| #49 | Staff of the Walk-In Freezer | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #4407 | badass belt | 7 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #4253 | bottle of goofballs | 2 |
| #3277 | club necklace | 1 |
| #3289 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #1647 | duct tape | 6 |
| #233 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #4235 | easter egg balloon | 2 |
| #1352 | filthy lucre | 11 |
| #2298 | fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #3385 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #1300 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #1174 | roll of toilet paper | 30 |
| #3662 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #667 | spark plug earring | 1 |
| #3794 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #8864 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #7834 | stuffed astral badger | 2 |
| #8927 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7026 | stuffed hand turkey | 3 |
| #8915 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #7845 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8806 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8884 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #6929 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 3 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #1808 | useless powder | 2 |
| #695 | worthless knick-knack | 4 |