| #688 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 5 |
| #327 | Ancient Saucehelm | 7 |
| #4299 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #646 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 4 |
| #1417 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #488 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 5 |
| #1266 | Crown of the Goblin King | 18 |
| #1416 | Dolphin King's crown | 2 |
| #1494 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #1403 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1414 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1374 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #1782 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #1460 | Elder Turtle Shell | 2 |
| #678 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #568 | Jolly Roger charrrm | 4 |
| #634 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 11 |
| #783 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1008 | acid-squirting flower | 1 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #853 | arrrgyle socks | 1 |
| #288 | asbestos crossbow | 2 |
| #152 | asbestos staff | 4 |
| #727 | asparagus knife | 4 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #658 | astronaut pants | 11 |
| #939 | baconstone | 8 |
| #2644 | badass belt | 18 |
| #294 | balaclava | 2 |
| #405 | balaclava baklava | 5 |
| #280 | ball | 23 |
| #1026 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #367 | barskin hat | 1 |
| #59 | basic meat foon | 1 |
| #129 | basic meat pants | 1 |
| #143 | basic meat sword | 1 |
| #1062 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #701 | big red clown nose | 4 |
| #510 | briefcase | 5 |
| #1104 | bugbear beanie | 1 |
| #790 | bugbear bungguard | 3 |
| #940 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 9 |
| #1675 | candied yams | 4 |
| #1824 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #261 | chopsticks | 18 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #848 | cornuthaum | 1 |
| #800 | dead guy's watch | 4 |
| #971 | dirty hobo gloves | 2 |
| #531 | disbelief suspenders | 1 |
| #395 | double daisy | 1 |
| #297 | draggin' ball hat | 26 |
| #783 | dried face | 1 |
| #303 | duck-on-a-string | 8 |
| #428 | eXtreme mittens | 7 |
| #502 | eXtreme scarf | 4 |
| #1553 | easter egg balloon | 15 |
| #932 | evil teddy bear | 11 |
| #193 | f3d0r4 | 60 |
| #1291 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #2520 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #558 | fancy dress ball | 22 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #478 | fire | 11 |
| #828 | flaregun | 2 |
| #630 | foolscap fool's cap | 2 |
| #364 | forest tears | 1 |
| #825 | frilly skirt | 1 |
| #1786 | fruitcake | 6 |
| #1638 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #661 | giant discarded plastic fork | 14 |
| #965 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 3 |
| #864 | giant pinky ring | 15 |
| #2821 | gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
| #1148 | hamethyst | 6 |
| #529 | heart-shaped balloon | 10 |
| #538 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 1 |
| #1685 | helmet turtle | 2 |
| #362 | hot katana blade | 37 |
| #268 | incredibly creepy marionette | 11 |
| #365 | jewelry-making pliers | 1 |
| #244 | killer rag doll | 11 |
| #335 | kite | 22 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #462 | leather mask | 7 |
| #277 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 11 |
| #679 | pet rock | 11 |
| #498 | petrified time | 1 |
| #497 | possessed top | 11 |
| #340 | prehistoric spear | 11 |
| #433 | rag doll | 5 |
| #683 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 11 |
| #477 | sock monkey | 5 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #365 | stick-on-a-string | 11 |
| #571 | stuffed alien blob | 11 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #3079 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 2 |
| #2306 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 3 |
| #1747 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #2892 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 2 |
| #925 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #820 | toothsome rock | 11 |
| #730 | toy crazy train | 11 |
| #641 | toy jet pack | 11 |
| #582 | toy mercenary | 11 |
| #726 | toy ray gun | 11 |
| #675 | toy space helmet | 11 |
| #1487 | tree-eating kite | 11 |
| #1509 | valuable trinket | 18 |
| #782 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 11 |
| #317 | wheel | 11 |
| #752 | yo | 11 |