| #114 | 1.21 jigawatts | 1 |
| #2232 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #1267 | Cloaca grenade | 5 |
| #1206 | Cloaca-Cola | 6 |
| #1151 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #903 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #1391 | Dyspepsi grenade | 3 |
| #1927 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 2 |
| #770 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 3 |
| #775 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 3 |
| #857 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #956 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 2 |
| #723 | Lucky Surprise Egg | 1 |
| #2245 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #2682 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #741 | Now and Earlier | 1 |
| #618 | Pick-O-Matic lockpicks | 1 |
| #266 | Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1286 | Wand of Nagamar | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #2450 | baconstone | 1 |
| #1063 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1297 | blood flower | 2 |
| #204 | blood of the Wereseal | 3 |
| #5026 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #546 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #2975 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #2875 | candied yams | 1 |
| #4785 | candy cane | 1 |
| #1823 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #775 | chewing gum on a string | 1 |
| #179 | deactivated MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #532 | disbelief suspenders | 1 |
| #40 | disco ball | 2,312 |
| #35 | disco mask | 2,274 |
| #1640 | doll house | 1 |
| #585 | dope gangsta bling-bling | 1 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #870 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #2521 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #2392 | felt | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #1921 | ghost cucumber | 1 |
| #3939 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #4475 | grue egg | 2 |
| #2516 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #1193 | jabañero-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #1751 | length of string | 1 |
| #1208 | lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #1135 | loaded serum blowgun | 3 |
| #385 | magic lamp | 1 |
| #834 | maple syrup | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #897 | mind flayer corpse | 1 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #495 | petrified time | 1 |
| #994 | photoprotoneutron torpedo | 3 |
| #1090 | pickle-flavored chewing gum | 2 |
| #747 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #1726 | pixellated candy heart | 2 |
| #754 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #730 | prosthetic forehead | 1 |
| #342 | questionable taco | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #312 | shaving cream | 1 |
| #1097 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #149 | smile-sharpening stone | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #2260 | string of green beads | 1 |
| #3202 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
| #1210 | tamarind-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #2033 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #269 | teddy bear sewing kit | 1 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #2807 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2814 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #2069 | top | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #1821 | toy wheel | 1 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1221 | wooden block | 1 |
| #1042 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |