| #114 | 1.21 jigawatts | 1 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #1263 | Cloaca grenade | 5 |
| #1206 | Cloaca-Cola | 6 |
| #1151 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #1485 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #904 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1425 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #1385 | Dyspepsi grenade | 3 |
| #1929 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 2 |
| #768 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 3 |
| #771 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 3 |
| #857 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #954 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 2 |
| #723 | Lucky Surprise Egg | 1 |
| #2247 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #2684 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #740 | Now and Earlier | 1 |
| #617 | Pick-O-Matic lockpicks | 1 |
| #266 | Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1286 | Wand of Nagamar | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #2445 | baconstone | 1 |
| #1062 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1295 | blood flower | 2 |
| #203 | blood of the Wereseal | 3 |
| #5028 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #2974 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #2872 | candied yams | 1 |
| #4785 | candy cane | 1 |
| #1824 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #776 | chewing gum on a string | 1 |
| #178 | deactivated MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #531 | disbelief suspenders | 1 |
| #40 | disco ball | 2,312 |
| #35 | disco mask | 2,274 |
| #1638 | doll house | 1 |
| #585 | dope gangsta bling-bling | 1 |
| #1475 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #870 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #2520 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #2393 | felt | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #1921 | ghost cucumber | 1 |
| #3934 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #4471 | grue egg | 2 |
| #2511 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #1195 | jabañero-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #1751 | length of string | 1 |
| #1209 | lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #1135 | loaded serum blowgun | 3 |
| #383 | magic lamp | 1 |
| #832 | maple syrup | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #898 | mind flayer corpse | 1 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #498 | petrified time | 1 |
| #992 | photoprotoneutron torpedo | 3 |
| #1091 | pickle-flavored chewing gum | 2 |
| #745 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #1725 | pixellated candy heart | 2 |
| #751 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #730 | prosthetic forehead | 1 |
| #342 | questionable taco | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #311 | shaving cream | 1 |
| #1094 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #149 | smile-sharpening stone | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #2260 | string of green beads | 1 |
| #3200 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
| #1213 | tamarind-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #2031 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #269 | teddy bear sewing kit | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #2809 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2815 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #1822 | toy wheel | 1 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1220 | wooden block | 1 |
| #1041 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |