| #336 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 1 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #693 | Cloaca grenade | 18 |
| #438 | Cloaca-Cola | 81 |
| #495 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 7 |
| #1059 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 2 |
| #755 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 3 |
| #696 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 2 |
| #768 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 3 |
| #354 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 2 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #453 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
| #340 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 3 |
| #402 | Dyspepsi grenade | 33 |
| #632 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 98 |
| #355 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 9 |
| #997 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 2 |
| #771 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 3 |
| #672 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 2 |
| #954 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 2 |
| #332 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 2 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #437 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #1418 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 6 |
| #2086 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 8 |
| #291 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 1 |
| #2058 | Rock Pops | 9 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #2148 | Yummy Tummy bean | 27 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #1592 | ball | 2 |
| #1295 | blood flower | 2 |
| #3681 | bottle of goofballs | 3 |
| #1224 | brine | 3 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #1140 | candied kobold | 1 |
| #3616 | candy cane | 3 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #1263 | doll house | 2 |
| #904 | duck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #2834 | eggnog | 1 |
| #787 | fancy chocolate | 4 |
| #403 | felt | 21 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #3302 | gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #569 | googly eye | 23 |
| #741 | iron pasta spoon | 5 |
| #1688 | kite | 2 |
| #1300 | kneecapping stick | 4 |
| #232 | length of string | 51 |
| #779 | loaded serum blowgun | 5 |
| #281 | lovecat tail | 3 |
| #976 | mafia aria | 14 |
| #686 | marionette | 2 |
| #679 | pet rock | 11 |
| #498 | petrified time | 1 |
| #394 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 2 |
| #528 | plastic passion fruit | 2 |
| #587 | scroll of pasta summoning | 17 |
| #846 | sleeping snowy owl | 2 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #269 | stuffing | 33 |
| #771 | support cummerbund | 6 |
| #497 | teddy bear | 13 |
| #1809 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 10 |
| #3079 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 2 |
| #2306 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 3 |
| #1747 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #1807 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 2 |
| #1791 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 3 |
| #2506 | tiny plastic angry goat | 7 |
| #1999 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 9 |
| #2025 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 9 |
| #2563 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #1505 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 12 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 4 |
| #3290 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 5 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #1401 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 13 |
| #1827 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 10 |
| #2244 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 8 |
| #3937 | tiny plastic grue | 4 |
| #2703 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #1645 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 11 |
| #1960 | tiny plastic killer bee | 9 |
| #2497 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 7 |
| #1814 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 10 |
| #928 | tiny plastic mosquito | 19 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #1353 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 13 |
| #1808 | tiny plastic sauceror | 3 |
| #1762 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 3 |
| #2030 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 9 |
| #3299 | tiny plastic stab bat | 5 |
| #2835 | tiny plastic star starfish | 6 |
| #1651 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 5 |
| #2653 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 2 |
| #1556 | top | 2 |
| #517 | toy soldier | 3 |
| #891 | toy train | 2 |
| #135 | toy wheel | 61 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1644 | vinegar | 1 |
| #743 | wooden block | 3 |
| #507 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #2817 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |