SpyderMunkey

RankItemQuantity
#270BRAINS shorts3
#480BRICKO brick2
#612Bash-Ōs boxtop1
#1502Bulky Buddy Box1
#1287Jocko Homo's head1
#94Mesmereyes™ contact lenses26
#2083Mr. Mediocrebar8
#33The Necbromancer's Hat1
#28The Necbromancer's Shorts1
#38The Necbromancer's Stein1
#302The Necbronomicon1
#1951Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette2
#861baby killer bee9
#2370badass belt21
#1205bag of airline peanuts12
#1029balloon monkey1
#1263barrrnacle6
#347big rock2
#256bird rib4
#851black snake skin1
#702blue pixel42
#941blue plasma ball1
#752booty chest charrrm1
#1729bottle of goofballs13
#1437brick13
#413briefcase9
#1107broken skull2
#565bubbly potion10
#799bunny liver2
#228burrowgrub hive1
#745cannonball charrrm1
#698cheap toaster3
#323cloudy potion39
#1562clown hammer3
#296cocoa egg42
#72cursed scrunchie17
#282dark potion53
#239dull fish scale18
#243effervescent potion68
#1027empty agua de vida bottle16
#2195evil teddy bear2
#1052explosion-flavored chewing gum16
#155extremely skinny jeans6
#1141fake fake vomit16
#1063fake hand13
#288fizzy potion51
#550fuzzy dice9
#84ga-ga radio81
#921grue egg29
#1583jazz soap3
#1551joybuzzer4
#665loaded serum blowgun6
#1290magical ice cube with a fly in it10
#284milky potion45
#235murky potion65
#2716pet rock1
#1651pet rock "Groucho" disguise1
#1289pet rock "Snooty" disguise10
#1168potato sprout1
#227raffle prize box1
#1422rubber emo roe8
#461sabre-toothed lime cub1
#2009shiny ring5
#1097sleeping snowy owl1
#282smoky potion51
#548spooky pirate skeleton1
#336swirly potion37
#1586teddy bear2
#8191tiny plastic Cheshire bat1
#4543tiny plastic accordion thief1
#8211tiny plastic angry goat1
#8249tiny plastic baby gravy fairy1
#3938tiny plastic barrrnacle4
#4480tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar1
#6187tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball2
#8094tiny plastic cocoabo1
#2690tiny plastic disco bandit2
#4884tiny plastic fuzzy dice3
#6232tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick2
#4809tiny plastic ghuol whelp3
#4811tiny plastic grue3
#4598tiny plastic hermit1
#3306tiny plastic howling balloon monkey5
#8068tiny plastic killer bee1
#3971tiny plastic leprechaun4
#6184tiny plastic levitating potato2
#3975tiny plastic mosquito4
#4346tiny plastic pastamancer1
#6132tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime2
#2644tiny plastic sauceror2
#4450tiny plastic seal clubber1
#4010tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton4
#6128tiny plastic stab bat2
#6166tiny plastic star starfish2
#4037tiny plastic sweet nutcracker1
#1087tiny plastic turtle tamer5
#1461whoopie cushion7
#1303wind-up chattering teeth11

Wow, that's 1,014 items total!

what items are this player missing?