| #336 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 1 |
| #876 | Ancient Saucehelm | 3 |
| #207 | Bjorn's Hammer | 2 |
| #141 | Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration | 2 |
| #695 | Colander of Em-er'il | 4 |
| #858 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 4 |
| #135 | Disco Banjo | 4 |
| #1103 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 2 |
| #947 | Elder Turtle Shell | 3 |
| #276 | Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire | 1 |
| #216 | MSG | 1 |
| #437 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #702 | Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs | 1 |
| #146 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 2 |
| #447 | Rock and Roll Legend | 2 |
| #84 | Roo trading card | 2 |
| #840 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 4 |
| #49 | Staff of the Walk-In Freezer | 1 |
| #255 | beer goggles | 1 |
| #234 | bejeweled accordion strap | 1 |
| #1818 | black paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1131 | black plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #662 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 7 |
| #1901 | black striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #290 | blood of the Wereseal | 1 |
| #1029 | blue paisley oyster egg | 4 |
| #1031 | blue plastic oyster egg | 4 |
| #426 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 10 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #1114 | blue striped oyster egg | 4 |
| #1332 | bottle of goofballs | 18 |
| #1824 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #213 | cheap wind-up clock | 2 |
| #244 | chintzy accordion pin | 2 |
| #162 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 6 |
| #325 | chintzy noodle ring | 2 |
| #319 | chintzy saucepan earring | 2 |
| #177 | chintzy seal pendant | 6 |
| #146 | chintzy turtle brooch | 7 |
| #2492 | club necklace | 2 |
| #174 | delectable catalyst | 1 |
| #292 | diamond-studded cane | 22 |
| #802 | disco ball | 24 |
| #588 | disco mask | 41 |
| #1129 | dry noodles | 1 |
| #184 | enchanted brass knuckles | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #1683 | green beer | 2 |
| #430 | green glowstick | 4 |
| #5198 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #3379 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #1120 | helmet turtle | 12 |
| #187 | homeopathic healing powder | 1 |
| #308 | kickback cookbook | 2 |
| #183 | ladle of mystery | 1 |
| #1486 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1589 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1285 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1764 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #492 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #610 | magical mystery juice | 2 |
| #660 | mariachi pants | 15 |
| #1982 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #755 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 5 |
| #1845 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #801 | mauve striped oyster egg | 5 |
| #144 | moxie magnet | 1 |
| #674 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 7 |
| #1732 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #896 | orange glowstick | 2 |
| #554 | pasta spoon | 36 |
| #1434 | portable corkscrew | 1 |
| #287 | puce paisley oyster egg | 9 |
| #1069 | puce plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #2250 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1643 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #778 | ravioli hat | 16 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2538 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1457 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1078 | red striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #1759 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 4 |
| #2789 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 2 |
| #3646 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #885 | sabre teeth | 1 |
| #593 | saucepan | 61 |
| #190 | scrumdiddlyumptious solution | 1 |
| #1113 | scrumptious reagent | 1 |
| #431 | seal tooth | 26 |
| #722 | seal-clubbing club | 27 |
| #795 | seal-skull helmet | 4 |
| #1973 | spade necklace | 3 |
| #138 | special sauce glove | 1 |
| #1062 | spices | 1 |
| #686 | stick of "gum" | 2 |
| #1056 | stolen accordion | 12 |
| #1474 | string of blue beads | 6 |
| #1227 | string of green beads | 9 |
| #1585 | string of red beads | 5 |
| #3461 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 12 |
| #4519 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 8 |
| #167 | stuffed Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3171 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #3986 | stuffed angry cow | 10 |
| #3978 | stuffed astral badger | 10 |
| #3247 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 14 |
| #5175 | stuffed cocoabo | 6 |
| #3254 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 14 |
| #3398 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 13 |
| #3811 | stuffed hand turkey | 11 |
| #4021 | stuffed mind flayer | 10 |
| #1710 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4325 | stuffed scary death orb | 9 |
| #3558 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 12 |
| #3636 | stuffed snowy owl | 11 |
| #4941 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 7 |
| #3725 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 11 |
| #4290 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 9 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #3983 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 4 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #2620 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #3294 | tiny plastic angry goat | 5 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 4 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #6120 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 2 |
| #3950 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 4 |
| #1819 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 3 |
| #4876 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #4850 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 3 |
| #4802 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 3 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3937 | tiny plastic grue | 4 |
| #2703 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #3300 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 5 |
| #3262 | tiny plastic killer bee | 5 |
| #3328 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 5 |
| #6173 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 2 |
| #4842 | tiny plastic mosquito | 3 |
| #2595 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 2 |
| #2854 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 6 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #1762 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 3 |
| #2555 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 7 |
| #3940 | tiny plastic stab bat | 4 |
| #6158 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
| #2653 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 2 |
| #768 | tortoise's blessing | 1 |
| #468 | turtle pheromones | 5 |
| #596 | turtle totem | 51 |
| #110 | ye olde golde frontes | 2 |
| #1796 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2817 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1061 | yellow striped oyster egg | 2 |