| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #606 | Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix | 2 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #2045 | baconstone | 2 |
| #352 | baconstone bracelet | 1 |
| #6540 | badass belt | 2 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #1029 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #103 | beer lens | 38 |
| #2975 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #1964 | candied yams | 3 |
| #618 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #1640 | doll house | 1 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1288 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #2392 | felt | 1 |
| #948 | googly eye | 12 |
| #455 | heavy metal sonata | 1 |
| #2516 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #1688 | kite | 2 |
| #1751 | length of string | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #1682 | pet rock | 3 |
| #495 | petrified time | 1 |
| #681 | pirate shirt | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #908 | sock monkey | 2 |
| #907 | stuffed can of asparagus | 2 |
| #905 | stuffed dodecapede | 2 |
| #555 | stuffed doppelshifter | 23 |
| #499 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #3035 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 4 |
| #3043 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
| #829 | teddy bear | 7 |
| #312 | tiny maracas | 2 |
| #3994 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 4 |
| #3080 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 2 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3974 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 4 |
| #6141 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #2571 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #6188 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 2 |
| #6131 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 2 |
| #6238 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 2 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #3328 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 5 |
| #6154 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #6099 | tiny plastic grue | 2 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #6147 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 2 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic killer bee | 4 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 4 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 4 |
| #3323 | tiny plastic mosquito | 5 |
| #2601 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 2 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4899 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 3 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #4892 | tiny plastic star starfish | 3 |
| #862 | tiny shaker of salt | 2 |
| #1238 | tofurkey gravy | 6 |
| #1236 | tofurkey leg | 6 |
| #2069 | top | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #1821 | toy wheel | 1 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #1221 | wooden block | 1 |
| #541 | yo-yo | 53 |