| #1732 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1496 | Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #1154 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #903 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #1670 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #2053 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #858 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #2244 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #2042 | ball | 1 |
| #1065 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1654 | blood flower | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #108 | bowl of cottage cheese | 288 |
| #696 | broken cellular phone | 1 |
| #4786 | candy cane | 1 |
| #3830 | candy stake | 1 |
| #1823 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #469 | delicious noodles | 1 |
| #1640 | doll house | 1 |
| #1477 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #2833 | eggnog | 1 |
| #871 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #2519 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #2393 | felt | 1 |
| #576 | frozen Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #3941 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #3809 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #1282 | iron pasta spoon | 1 |
| #2060 | kite | 1 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #1751 | length of string | 1 |
| #570 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #2077 | mafia aria | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #1276 | penguin skin | 1 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #748 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #754 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #1433 | portable corkscrew | 1 |
| #342 | questionable taco | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #369 | ring of adornment | 1 |
| #1131 | ring of aggravate monster | 1 |
| #353 | ring of cold resistance | 1 |
| #376 | ring of conflict | 1 |
| #338 | ring of fire resistance | 1 |
| #341 | ring of gain strength | 1 |
| #414 | ring of increase damage | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #1479 | scroll of pasta summoning | 1 |
| #1098 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #1348 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #3327 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #256 | spooky mushroom | 248 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #2261 | string of blue beads | 1 |
| #2260 | string of green beads | 1 |
| #2246 | string of red beads | 1 |
| #52 | strongness elixir | 219 |
| #3200 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
| #1487 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| #322 | tasket | 1 |
| #2033 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #3941 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #8193 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2899 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3862 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #51 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #3928 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2948 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4544 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8215 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3943 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #8254 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8131 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4482 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #8098 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8222 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3937 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4498 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3879 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #8153 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8097 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8061 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3896 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4599 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8129 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8071 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8201 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8103 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #3996 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4451 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8227 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3938 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8162 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8139 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4039 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4482 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3852 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #265 | tisket | 1 |
| #2528 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #1821 | toy wheel | 1 |
| #1040 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1221 | wooden block | 1 |
| #1043 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1736 | yeti fur | 1 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |
| #2365 | yo-yo | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |