| #502 | Cloaca grenade | 30 |
| #161 | Cloaca-Cola | 258 |
| #245 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 15 |
| #534 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 5 |
| #757 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 3 |
| #577 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 3 |
| #490 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 5 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #855 | Crown of the Goblin King | 29 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #659 | Dyspepsi grenade | 17 |
| #1195 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 24 |
| #654 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 4 |
| #618 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 4 |
| #991 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 2 |
| #213 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 14 |
| #726 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 3 |
| #623 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 28 |
| #252 | Now and Earlier | 16 |
| #533 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 10 |
| #574 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #2450 | baconstone | 1 |
| #407 | baconstone pendant | 1 |
| #2162 | badass belt | 24 |
| #1884 | bag of airline peanuts | 1 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #1818 | black paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1131 | black plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #2088 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1653 | blood flower | 1 |
| #2554 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1672 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1336 | bottle of goofballs | 18 |
| #7453 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #696 | broken cellular phone | 1 |
| #546 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #1059 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 5 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #1796 | clown hammer | 1 |
| #1012 | doll house | 3 |
| #3662 | easter egg balloon | 3 |
| #292 | empty blowgun | 8 |
| #1774 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #1986 | fake fake vomit | 1 |
| #1009 | fake plastic grass | 1 |
| #1288 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #2392 | felt | 1 |
| #2871 | fruitcake | 2 |
| #3221 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #367 | giant discarded plastic fork | 27 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #2675 | grue egg | 7 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #355 | iron pasta spoon | 18 |
| #1830 | jazz soap | 1 |
| #1716 | joybuzzer | 2 |
| #623 | kneecapping stick | 18 |
| #1766 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1751 | length of string | 1 |
| #433 | loaded serum blowgun | 10 |
| #569 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #438 | mafia aria | 52 |
| #1892 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 1 |
| #727 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 4 |
| #939 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #3074 | nanite-infested candy cane | 2 |
| #1928 | nanite-infested eggnog | 3 |
| #2618 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 2 |
| #870 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 6 |
| #673 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 7 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #1028 | oyster basket | 3 |
| #1315 | pail | 3 |
| #96 | penguin skin | 2,181 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #495 | petrified time | 1 |
| #747 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #2047 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
| #420 | plastic passion fruit | 3 |
| #478 | portable corkscrew | 15 |
| #812 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #1287 | puce paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #220 | questionable taco | 2 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1079 | red striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #1683 | rubber emo roe | 3 |
| #375 | scroll of pasta summoning | 36 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #713 | sock monkey | 3 |
| #979 | spooky bicycle chain | 2 |
| #971 | spooky cosmetics bag | 2 |
| #939 | strange shiny disc | 1 |
| #1867 | string of blue beads | 3 |
| #1501 | string of green beads | 6 |
| #1584 | string of red beads | 5 |
| #2642 | stuffing | 1 |
| #411 | support cummerbund | 16 |
| #6226 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 2 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #1747 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #2624 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3974 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 4 |
| #6141 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #4842 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 3 |
| #3968 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 4 |
| #3298 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 5 |
| #2689 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 2 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #4858 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 3 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #4810 | tiny plastic grue | 3 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 4 |
| #6076 | tiny plastic killer bee | 2 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 4 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3323 | tiny plastic mosquito | 5 |
| #4798 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 3 |
| #4466 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #6198 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #4892 | tiny plastic star starfish | 3 |
| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #2857 | toast | 8 |
| #2069 | top | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #1821 | toy wheel | 1 |
| #728 | urinal cake | 1 |
| #673 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |
| #1750 | whoopie cushion | 2 |
| #2054 | wind-up chattering teeth | 1 |
| #1221 | wooden block | 1 |
| #2117 | yellow snowcone | 1 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |
| #756 | zombie pineal gland | 6 |