| #750 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 16 |
| #137 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 15 |
| #888 | Bonerdagon necklace | 11 |
| #1674 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #863 | Boss Bat britches | 16 |
| #528 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 7 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #456 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 17 |
| #89 | Comma Chameleon egg | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #1411 | Crimboween memo | 6 |
| #1373 | Crown of the Goblin King | 16 |
| #436 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 2 |
| #1785 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #1601 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #51 | Libram of Candy Heart Summoning | 2 |
| #1201 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 2 |
| #2542 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #290 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 17 |
| #249 | Tiki lighter | 2 |
| #34 | Tome of Snowcone Summoning | 1 |
| 🥇 | Uncle Crimbo's Sack | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #168 | Wand of Nagamar | 35 |
| #464 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 12 |
| #1454 | anniversary gift box | 3 |
| #847 | annoying pitchfork | 2 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #1193 | astral mushroom | 1 |
| #1715 | baconstone | 3 |
| #130 | baconstone pendant | 3 |
| #132 | bad penguin egg | 1 |
| #1605 | badass belt | 34 |
| #194 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 8 |
| #522 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #463 | black snowcone | 6 |
| #269 | black velvet box | 1 |
| #882 | blood flower | 5 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #97 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 10 |
| #26 | bottled green pixie | 2 |
| #7453 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #1437 | can of Binarrrca | 3 |
| #546 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #1634 | candy cane | 18 |
| #384 | candy stake | 15 |
| #871 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 7 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #262 | deck of tropical cards | 2 |
| #214 | disintegrating sheet music | 21 |
| #403 | drywall axe | 33 |
| #769 | easter egg balloon | 32 |
| #606 | empty blowgun | 2 |
| #1641 | facsimile dictionary | 2 |
| #1009 | fake plastic grass | 1 |
| #1288 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #971 | fancy chocolate | 3 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #1410 | filthy lucre | 10 |
| #838 | flashing novelty button | 2 |
| #1329 | fruitcake | 11 |
| #928 | giant discarded bottlecap | 4 |
| #412 | giant discarded plastic fork | 24 |
| #653 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 6 |
| #479 | giant pinky ring | 31 |
| #2821 | gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
| #392 | gingerbread horror | 14 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #535 | green beer | 23 |
| #540 | green glowstick | 3 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #756 | grue egg | 35 |
| #866 | hamethyst | 9 |
| #116 | hamethyst bracelet | 2 |
| #5202 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #325 | iced-out bling | 1 |
| #1435 | loaded serum blowgun | 2 |
| #569 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #589 | mushroom fermenting solution | 12 |
| #3704 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #1928 | nanite-infested eggnog | 3 |
| #3326 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #2715 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #724 | orange and black Crimboween candy | 2 |
| #642 | orange glowstick | 3 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| #5 | papaya sling | 1,287 |
| #1235 | pet rock | 5 |
| #531 | plastic passion fruit | 2 |
| #214 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #329 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #214 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #181 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #345 | pork elf goodies sack | 20 |
| #1148 | porquoise | 5 |
| #693 | portable corkscrew | 10 |
| #168 | questionable taco | 3 |
| #1299 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #804 | shiny ring | 30 |
| #206 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 7 |
| #848 | sleeping snowy owl | 2 |
| #979 | spooky bicycle chain | 2 |
| #1368 | spooky cosmetics bag | 1 |
| #257 | spooky eggnog | 17 |
| #747 | spooky eyeliner | 4 |
| #398 | spooky lipstick | 6 |
| #1281 | stainless steel scarf | 2 |
| #1711 | stainless steel shillelagh | 2 |
| #1584 | stainless steel skullcap | 2 |
| #1049 | stainless steel slacks | 4 |
| #618 | stainless steel solitaire | 5 |
| #930 | stainless steel suspenders | 4 |
| #968 | string of blue beads | 12 |
| #1226 | string of green beads | 9 |
| #795 | string of red beads | 15 |
| #171 | sword behind inappropriate prepositions | 2 |
| #1586 | teddy bear | 2 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #358 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 4 |
| #272 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 5 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #123 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 9 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #247 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 6 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #4466 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #355 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 4 |
| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #324 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 5 |
| #565 | tortoise's blessing | 2 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| 🥇 | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |
| #134 | tropical wrapping paper | 6 |
| #1032 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 5 |
| #1042 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1780 | yellow snowcone | 3 |
| #125 | yuletide troll chrysalis | 1 |
| #243 | zombie pineal gland | 19 |