Race_K2

RankItemQuantity
#1630669 scroll640
#4933398 scroll640
#14334 scroll335
#864067 scroll150
#13668 scroll200
#2230Ancient Saucehelm1
#635Baron von Ratsworth's monocle19
#1256Baron von Ratsworth's tophat1
#694Bonerdagon necklace16
#899Boss Bat bling3
#828Boss Bat britches17
#575Cloaca grenade25
#403Cloaca-Cola96
#419Cloaca-Cola c-rations9
#79Cloaca-Cola fatigues29
#55Cloaca-Cola helmet56
#903Cloaca-Cola knapsack1
#207Cloaca-Cola shield11
#147Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife5
#67Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration5
#1070Codpiece of the Goblin King6
#528Colander of Em-er'il5
#888Crown of the Goblin King28
#1695Disco 'Fro Pick2
#407Dolphin King's crown11
#677Dyspepsi grenade16
#595Dyspepsi-Cola100
#771Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations3
#153Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues14
#355Dyspepsi-Cola helmet7
#375Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack7
#956Dyspepsi-Cola shield2
#332Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen2
#1102El Sombrero De Lopez2
#534Elder Turtle Shell5
#240Ent cider49
#14Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots1,337
#53Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire7
#742Glass Balls of the Goblin King3
#61McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning1
#513Mob Penguin cellular phone37
#171Mr. Balloon1
#283Raggedy Hippy doll1
#1610Scalp of Gorgolok2
#34Tome of Snowcone Summoning1
#10Unionize The Elves sign2
#306aspirin3
#136awful poetry journal1,444
#942baconstone8
#352baconstone bracelet1
#85baconstone earring2
#407baconstone pendant1
#84baconstone ring3
#1477badass belt37
#317ball20
#255bell-shaped Crimbo cookie4
#1654blood flower1
🥈blue ribbon1
#1623bottle of goofballs14
#141bow staff1
#149bowlegged pants1
#133bowler1
#2782box of sunshine34
#12calm attention-deficit demon1
#1816can of Binarrrca1
#545can of fake snow1
#561can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce16
#1674candied yams4
#1598candy cane19
#1338cheap plastic bottle opener3
#1795clown hammer1
#507colored-light "necklace"1
#787disintegrating quill pen1
#205disturbing fanfic980
#277doll house20
#102drab sonata80
#239duck-on-a-string10
#896eXtreme mittens1
#856eXtreme scarf1
#845easter egg balloon29
#1146eggnog11
#607empty blowgun2
#1643explosion-flavored chewing gum2
#1985fake fake vomit1
#437fancy chocolate7
#1610flashing novelty button1
#2153fruitcake4
#529giant pinky ring28
#2003gingerbread bugbear6
#223grass blade1
#194grass hat1
#188grass skirt1
#989grue egg27
#786hamethyst10
#77hamethyst bracelet3
#198hamethyst earring1
#328hamethyst necklace1
#87hamethyst ring3
#28heavy metal sonata40
#35helmet recipe25
#639herbal stuffing12
#194hermit permit20
#262iron pasta spoon27
#1828jazz soap1
#1882joybuzzer1
#131kickback cookbook5
#195kite40
#270kneecapping stick57
#44leaflet68
#1942loaded serum blowgun1
#434long-stemmed rose2
#284lovecat tail3
#412mafia aria57
#1892magical ice cube with a fly in it1
#167marionette10
#67meatsmithing guide10
#120miniature coffin1
#392oriole-feather headdress3
#1060personalized birthday cake1
#592pet rock13
#495petrified time1
#748picture of a dead guy's girlfriend1
#942porquoise7
#166porquoise bracelet2
#186porquoise eyebrow ring1
#131porquoise ring2
#1074portable corkscrew4
#812potted cactus1
#2037pretty flower1
#124rag doll15
#564rib of the Bonerdagon3
#559scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil1
#148scroll of drastic healing730
#286scroll of pasta summoning53
#665shiny ring37
#259sleeping snowy owl14
#803snowboarder pants1
#164sock monkey15
#992stainless steel scarf3
#760stainless steel shillelagh6
#932stainless steel skullcap4
#1049stainless steel slacks4
#1007stainless steel solitaire3
#1105stainless steel suspenders3
#968string of blue beads12
#1386string of green beads7
#1209string of red beads9
#207stuffed doppelshifter75
#6198stuffed snowy owl4
#777stuffed zmobie1
#434support cummerbund15
#609tattered scrap of paper3
#559teddy bear11
#204three-tiered wedding cake3
#3995tiny plastic Cheshire bat4
#998tiny plastic Crimbo elf10
#1679tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer5
#729tiny plastic Crimbo wreath5
#738tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo5
#4543tiny plastic accordion thief1
#2039tiny plastic angry goat9
#2252tiny plastic baby gravy fairy8
#2518tiny plastic barrrnacle7
#4481tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar1
#2015tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball9
#2241tiny plastic cocoabo8
#2832tiny plastic coffee pixie6
#2690tiny plastic disco bandit2
#1831tiny plastic fuzzy dice10
#3328tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick5
#1545tiny plastic ghuol whelp12
#2227tiny plastic grue8
#4598tiny plastic hermit1
#1653tiny plastic howling balloon monkey11
#1774tiny plastic killer bee10
#1813tiny plastic leprechaun10
#1637tiny plastic levitating potato11
#1816tiny plastic mosquito10
#1800tiny plastic pastamancer3
#1504tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime12
#4467tiny plastic sauceror1
#1319tiny plastic seal clubber4
#1831tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton10
#2515tiny plastic stab bat7
#1658tiny plastic star starfish11
#1041tiny plastic sweet nutcracker9
#1832tiny plastic turtle tamer3
#1102tofurkey gravy7
#1103tofurkey leg7
#464top10
#185toy soldier10
#417toy train5
#478tree skirt1
#240tree-shaped Crimbo cookie4
#343turtle totem127
#234wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie4
#174yo-yo180

Wow, that's 8,798 items total!

what items are this player missing?