| #132 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 2 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #2462 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #2663 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #471 | Necrotelicomnicon | 1 |
| #1136 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 3 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #394 | big bass drum | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #410 | bottle of peppermint schnapps | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #132 | can of franks 'n' beans | 2 |
| #1795 | delicious salad | 1 |
| #268 | double-barreled sling | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #938 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 5 |
| #312 | hippy bongo | 1 |
| #355 | infernal fife | 1 |
| #1887 | irradiated candy cane | 3 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #397 | lump of diamond | 4 |
| #533 | marshmallow | 15 |
| #1187 | oozenog | 4 |
| #896 | orange glowstick | 2 |
| #808 | party hat | 1 |
| #465 | plastic guitar | 1 |
| #882 | roasted marshmallow | 15 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |