| #1272 | Amulet of Yendor | 3 |
| #2230 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #2353 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 4 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1786 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #2542 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #2405 | Valentine | 1 |
| #527 | Valentine's Day cake | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #5939 | badass belt | 3 |
| #1333 | bag of airline peanuts | 9 |
| #2042 | ball | 1 |
| #725 | black candy heart | 3 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #5026 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #2708 | brick | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #545 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #1823 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #1252 | clown hammer | 10 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #664 | cymbal syrup | 1 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #1251 | defective skull | 4 |
| #1640 | doll house | 1 |
| #395 | double daisy | 1 |
| #3266 | easter egg balloon | 4 |
| #1085 | encoder ring | 2 |
| #1137 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 13 |
| #1262 | fake fake vomit | 12 |
| #1092 | fake hand | 12 |
| #3221 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1828 | jazz soap | 1 |
| #1438 | joybuzzer | 6 |
| #2060 | kite | 1 |
| #178 | less-than-three-shaped box | 1 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #1738 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 2 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #641 | mood ring | 3 |
| #690 | mugcake | 1 |
| #1859 | old sweatpants | 4 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #1651 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 1 |
| #1501 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 5 |
| #1433 | portable corkscrew | 1 |
| #812 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #1261 | rubber emo roe | 12 |
| #1348 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1466 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #1581 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #3201 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #2033 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #8193 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2899 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #2948 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8212 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8251 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8129 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8175 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8095 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8221 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4498 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8152 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8187 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8059 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8128 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8069 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8201 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8103 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8112 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8225 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8137 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4039 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #729 | urinal cake | 1 |
| #903 | white balloon | 1 |
| #1461 | whoopie cushion | 7 |
| #1675 | wind-up chattering teeth | 4 |
| #1454 | x-ray specs | 1 |
| #1345 | yellow snowcone | 11 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |