| #1272 | Amulet of Yendor | 3 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #2351 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 4 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1782 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #2404 | Valentine | 1 |
| #527 | Valentine's Day cake | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #5942 | badass belt | 3 |
| #1335 | bag of airline peanuts | 9 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #724 | black candy heart | 3 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #5028 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #2703 | brick | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #1824 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #1254 | clown hammer | 10 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #666 | cymbal syrup | 1 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #1254 | defective skull | 4 |
| #1638 | doll house | 1 |
| #395 | double daisy | 1 |
| #3268 | easter egg balloon | 4 |
| #1087 | encoder ring | 2 |
| #1139 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 13 |
| #1265 | fake fake vomit | 12 |
| #1096 | fake hand | 12 |
| #3214 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1831 | jazz soap | 1 |
| #1440 | joybuzzer | 6 |
| #2061 | kite | 1 |
| #180 | less-than-three-shaped box | 1 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #1742 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 2 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #643 | mood ring | 3 |
| #689 | mugcake | 1 |
| #1938 | old sweatpants | 3 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #1653 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 1 |
| #1504 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 5 |
| #1434 | portable corkscrew | 1 |
| #811 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #1260 | rubber emo roe | 12 |
| #1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #3200 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #2031 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #727 | urinal cake | 1 |
| #902 | white balloon | 1 |
| #1463 | whoopie cushion | 7 |
| #1675 | wind-up chattering teeth | 4 |
| #1456 | x-ray specs | 1 |
| #1349 | yellow snowcone | 11 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |