| #1273 | Amulet of Yendor | 3 |
| #2232 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #2353 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 4 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1785 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #2542 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #2405 | Valentine | 1 |
| #527 | Valentine's Day cake | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #5940 | badass belt | 3 |
| #1334 | bag of airline peanuts | 9 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #725 | black candy heart | 3 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #5026 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #2708 | brick | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #546 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #1823 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #1253 | clown hammer | 10 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #665 | cymbal syrup | 1 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #1252 | defective skull | 4 |
| #1640 | doll house | 1 |
| #395 | double daisy | 1 |
| #3267 | easter egg balloon | 4 |
| #1085 | encoder ring | 2 |
| #1138 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 13 |
| #1263 | fake fake vomit | 12 |
| #1093 | fake hand | 12 |
| #3221 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1830 | jazz soap | 1 |
| #1439 | joybuzzer | 6 |
| #2060 | kite | 1 |
| #179 | less-than-three-shaped box | 1 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #1738 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 2 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #641 | mood ring | 3 |
| #690 | mugcake | 1 |
| #1857 | old sweatpants | 4 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #1652 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 1 |
| #1502 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 5 |
| #1433 | portable corkscrew | 1 |
| #812 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #1262 | rubber emo roe | 12 |
| #1347 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1466 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #1578 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #3202 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #2033 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8250 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8184 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8109 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #2069 | top | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #728 | urinal cake | 1 |
| #903 | white balloon | 1 |
| #1462 | whoopie cushion | 7 |
| #1676 | wind-up chattering teeth | 4 |
| #1454 | x-ray specs | 1 |
| #1346 | yellow snowcone | 11 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |