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| #926 | Boris's ring | 1 |
| #1736 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 1 |
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| #2462 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #1666 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #2054 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #1404 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1415 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1375 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
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| #775 | Jarlsberg's earring | 1 |
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| #1053 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 1 |
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| #2543 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
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| #2958 | Yummy Tummy bean | 1 |
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| #2562 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
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| #2553 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
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| #2872 | candied yams | 1 |
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| #1219 | cocoa egg | 1 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #178 | deactivated MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #265 | dry martini | 1 |
| #211 | dry vodka martini | 1 |
| #516 | ducha de oro | 1 |
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| #870 | empty blowgun | 1 |
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| #323 | filthy hippy poncho | 1 |
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| #637 | ghuol egg | 14 |
| #2477 | gingerbread bugbear | 4 |
| #144 | gnatwing earring | 1 |
| #218 | gnoll-tooth necklace | 1 |
| #391 | goat | 1 |
| #1244 | googly eye | 8 |
| #1167 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #1908 | green beer | 1 |
| #547 | grog | 1 |
| #5335 | grue egg | 1 |
| #434 | horizontal tango | 1 |
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| #894 | ice-cold Willer | 21 |
| #782 | ice-cold fotie | 11 |
| #516 | ice-cold six-pack | 12 |
| #1195 | jabañero-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #1152 | length of string | 7 |
| #1048 | lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum | 2 |
| #313 | loaded serum blowgun | 13 |
| #228 | lumbering jack | 1 |
| #479 | margarita | 1 |
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| #1323 | marzipan skull | 1 |
| #1983 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
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| #528 | ocean motion | 1 |
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| #255 | old-fashioned | 1 |
| #1887 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #681 | pirate shirt | 1 |
| #262 | pregnant mushroom | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
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| #412 | rewinged stab bat | 1 |
| #308 | rhinestone cowboy shirt | 1 |
| #858 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 2 |
| #642 | rum and cola | 1 |
| #459 | sabre-toothed lime cub | 1 |
| #853 | salty dog | 1 |
| #588 | screwdriver | 1 |
| #2313 | shiny ring | 3 |
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| #1094 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #281 | soggy wofl t-shirt | 1 |
| #372 | spiced rum | 1 |
| #547 | spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #695 | strawberry daiquiri | 1 |
| #463 | strawberry wine | 1 |
| #1831 | stuffing | 3 |
| #1488 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| #1213 | tamarind-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #2031 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #436 | tequila sunrise | 1 |
| #347 | tequila with training wheels | 1 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4534 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8241 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4471 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8079 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8207 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8144 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8078 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8047 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #8113 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8054 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8086 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8097 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4341 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8090 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8147 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8122 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
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| #134 | unwound clockwork grapefruit | 1 |
| #639 | vodka and cranberry | 1 |
| #464 | vodka martini | 1 |
| #684 | walrus-tusk earring | 1 |
| #646 | whiskey and cola | 1 |
| #411 | whiskey and soda | 1 |
| #631 | whiskey sour | 1 |
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| #1103 | white lightning | 1 |
| #415 | wine spritzer | 1 |
| #1220 | wooden block | 1 |
| #2816 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |