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| #2053 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
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| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
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| #1052 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 1 |
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| #2955 | Yummy Tummy bean | 1 |
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| #2554 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
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| #516 | ducha de oro | 1 |
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| #219 | gnoll-tooth necklace | 1 |
| #394 | goat | 1 |
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| #1169 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
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| #549 | grog | 1 |
| #5338 | grue egg | 1 |
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| #892 | ice-cold Willer | 21 |
| #783 | ice-cold fotie | 11 |
| #520 | ice-cold six-pack | 12 |
| #1194 | jabañero-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #1151 | length of string | 7 |
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| #257 | old-fashioned | 1 |
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| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #681 | pirate shirt | 1 |
| #263 | pregnant mushroom | 1 |
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| #416 | rewinged stab bat | 1 |
| #310 | rhinestone cowboy shirt | 1 |
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| #647 | rum and cola | 1 |
| #461 | sabre-toothed lime cub | 1 |
| #855 | salty dog | 1 |
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| #1097 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #281 | soggy wofl t-shirt | 1 |
| #374 | spiced rum | 1 |
| #548 | spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #697 | strawberry daiquiri | 1 |
| #465 | strawberry wine | 1 |
| #1831 | stuffing | 3 |
| #1487 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| #1210 | tamarind-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #2033 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #438 | tequila sunrise | 1 |
| #349 | tequila with training wheels | 1 |
| #8191 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8094 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8220 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4497 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8186 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8058 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8068 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8111 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8136 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
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| #639 | vodka and cranberry | 1 |
| #466 | vodka martini | 1 |
| #687 | walrus-tusk earring | 1 |
| #649 | whiskey and cola | 1 |
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| #1221 | wooden block | 1 |
| #2818 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |