| #1016 | 30669 scroll | 1 |
| #987 | 33398 scroll | 3 |
| #923 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #1965 | Angry Farmer candy | 2 |
| #1677 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #1364 | Cloaca grenade | 4 |
| #1416 | Cloaca-Cola | 2 |
| #1151 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #1059 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 2 |
| #1417 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #904 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1425 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #999 | Dyspepsi grenade | 8 |
| #1051 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 35 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #768 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 3 |
| #988 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 2 |
| #857 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #954 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 2 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #1053 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 1 |
| #492 | Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs | 6 |
| #2247 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1478 | abominable snowcone | 1 |
| #1432 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| #681 | annoying pitchfork | 3 |
| #853 | arrrgyle socks | 1 |
| #478 | asbestos sword | 1 |
| #1924 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #2445 | baconstone | 1 |
| #5464 | badass belt | 4 |
| #1592 | ball | 2 |
| #642 | bat guano | 7 |
| #668 | bat wing | 8 |
| #973 | batgut | 4 |
| #1062 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1005 | big red clown nose | 1 |
| #670 | black snowcone | 2 |
| #1650 | blood flower | 1 |
| #818 | bloody clown pants | 2 |
| #1041 | blue pixel | 9 |
| #752 | blue snowcone | 2 |
| #664 | bone rattle | 1 |
| #4253 | bottle of goofballs | 2 |
| #1439 | bottle of rum | 2 |
| #1273 | bottle of whiskey | 3 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #2969 | candy cane | 5 |
| #1515 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 2 |
| #997 | cheap toaster | 2 |
| #186 | cheap wind-up clock | 3 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #1475 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #2059 | eggnog | 3 |
| #870 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #968 | fancy chocolate | 3 |
| #497 | felt | 18 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #268 | floral print shirt | 1 |
| #427 | frilly shirt | 1 |
| #2871 | fruitcake | 2 |
| #3214 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #2821 | gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
| #736 | gnauga hide | 1 |
| #947 | googly eye | 12 |
| #1167 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #841 | green snowcone | 1 |
| #3467 | grue egg | 4 |
| #2398 | hamethyst | 1 |
| #571 | harem girl t-shirt | 1 |
| #2511 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #969 | hill of beans | 1 |
| #1282 | iron pasta spoon | 1 |
| #1688 | kite | 2 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #1152 | length of string | 7 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #147 | loathing eagle baby-doll shirt | 1 |
| #1847 | mafia aria | 2 |
| #686 | marionette | 2 |
| #860 | orange snowcone | 1 |
| #1275 | penguin skin | 1 |
| #2033 | pet rock | 2 |
| #745 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #681 | pirate shirt | 1 |
| #751 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #811 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #891 | purple snowcone | 1 |
| #220 | questionable taco | 2 |
| #866 | rag doll | 2 |
| #845 | red snowcone | 1 |
| #308 | rhinestone cowboy shirt | 1 |
| #853 | salty dog | 1 |
| #1301 | scroll of pasta summoning | 2 |
| #1094 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #910 | sock monkey | 2 |
| #281 | soggy wofl t-shirt | 1 |
| #477 | souvenir ski t-shirt | 1 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #2012 | stuffed doppelshifter | 3 |
| #1034 | stuffing | 8 |
| #1488 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| #918 | teddy bear | 6 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #3079 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 2 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #3937 | tiny plastic angry goat | 4 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #2862 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 6 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #6175 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 2 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 4 |
| #2822 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 6 |
| #2679 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 2 |
| #3334 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 5 |
| #3955 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 4 |
| #6146 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #4801 | tiny plastic grue | 3 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #3964 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 4 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #4829 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 3 |
| #6151 | tiny plastic mosquito | 2 |
| #2595 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 2 |
| #6120 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 2 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #2872 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 6 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #4882 | tiny plastic star starfish | 3 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #2809 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2815 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #1556 | top | 2 |
| #702 | toy soldier | 2 |
| #1383 | toy train | 1 |
| #1106 | toy wheel | 6 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #524 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #528 | wooden block | 5 |
| #734 | worthless gewgaw | 2 |
| #556 | worthless trinket | 3 |
| #227 | ye olde golde frontes | 1 |
| #2120 | yellow snowcone | 1 |
| #1736 | yeti fur | 1 |
| #794 | yo-yo | 29 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |