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| #2647 | Crown of the Goblin King | 5 |
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| #453 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
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| #813 | Dolphin King's crown | 5 |
| #1782 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #678 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #23 | Mr. Eh? | 1 |
| #291 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 1 |
| #644 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #147 | apathetic lizardman doll | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #2751 | badass belt | 17 |
| #115 | balaclava | 9 |
| #158 | balaclava baklava | 25 |
| #1592 | ball | 2 |
| #255 | beer goggles | 1 |
| #1062 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1650 | blood flower | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #7445 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #1107 | can of Red Minotaur | 1 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #1977 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 3 |
| #2358 | candied yams | 2 |
| #3616 | candy cane | 3 |
| #541 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 12 |
| #127 | chrome ore | 58 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #1129 | cranberries | 2 |
| #786 | disassembled clover | 32 |
| #172 | disbelief suspenders | 7 |
| #1843 | disco ball | 1 |
| #1712 | disco mask | 1 |
| #771 | doll house | 5 |
| #655 | duck-on-a-string | 3 |
| #1692 | eggnog | 5 |
| #479 | empty blowgun | 3 |
| #1017 | eye of newt | 1 |
| #968 | fancy chocolate | 3 |
| #2393 | felt | 1 |
| #224 | forest tears | 3 |
| #2467 | fruitcake | 3 |
| #2821 | gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #1683 | green beer | 2 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #1453 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #2511 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #909 | ketchup hound | 1 |
| #655 | kite | 11 |
| #159 | leaflet | 9 |
| #1751 | length of string | 1 |
| #1435 | loaded serum blowgun | 2 |
| #188 | los chinos | 3 |
| #565 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #76 | lumbering jack | 8 |
| #381 | maple leaf | 1 |
| #237 | maple syrup | 23 |
| #686 | marionette | 2 |
| #104 | oriole-feather headdress | 11 |
| #1886 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #1560 | pasta spoon | 1 |
| #1429 | pet rock | 4 |
| #498 | petrified time | 1 |
| #332 | pine tar | 1 |
| #593 | pink pony | 1 |
| #751 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #869 | portable corkscrew | 7 |
| #202 | poutine | 33 |
| #220 | questionable taco | 2 |
| #659 | rag doll | 3 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #513 | redrum | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #981 | salamander spleen | 1 |
| #1102 | seal tooth | 1 |
| #1668 | seal-clubbing club | 1 |
| #217 | shaving cream | 2 |
| #422 | sleeping snowy owl | 7 |
| #477 | sock monkey | 5 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #1130 | squashed frog | 1 |
| #1728 | string of blue beads | 4 |
| #2026 | string of green beads | 2 |
| #1838 | string of red beads | 3 |
| #2480 | stuffed doppelshifter | 2 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
| #391 | supportive bra | 3 |
| #918 | teddy bear | 6 |
| #775 | ten-leaf clover | 6 |
| #508 | three-tiered wedding cake | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #3079 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 2 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #6127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #6175 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 2 |
| #6120 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 2 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #4801 | tiny plastic grue | 3 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #6173 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 2 |
| #4842 | tiny plastic mosquito | 3 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #4010 | tiny plastic star starfish | 4 |
| #2892 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 2 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #2809 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2815 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #995 | tomato | 3 |
| #1556 | top | 2 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #650 | toy train | 3 |
| #840 | toy wheel | 10 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1492 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #639 | vodka and cranberry | 1 |
| #788 | white Canadian | 1 |
| #142 | wooden axe | 6 |
| #1220 | wooden block | 1 |
| #1041 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #909 | yo-yo | 23 |
| #1451 | zombie pineal gland | 2 |