| #4299 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #1919 | Bonerdagon necklace | 2 |
| #2771 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #1485 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1425 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1956 | Crown of the Goblin King | 9 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1141 | Dolphin King's crown | 3 |
| #1782 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #430 | Knob Goblin Uberpants | 1 |
| #1053 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 1 |
| #644 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #771 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 6 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #761 | Wand of Nagamar | 4 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #239 | baconstone bracelet | 2 |
| #216 | baconstone pendant | 2 |
| #2857 | badass belt | 16 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #673 | barbed-wire fence | 4 |
| #432 | baseball | 9 |
| #1062 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #2375 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #2382 | bottle of goofballs | 8 |
| #1066 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #4499 | box of sunshine | 10 |
| #2396 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 2 |
| #3284 | candy cane | 4 |
| #1339 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 3 |
| #688 | coconut shell | 20 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #1203 | disassembled clover | 7 |
| #771 | doll house | 5 |
| #547 | dry noodles | 93 |
| #1369 | drywall axe | 4 |
| #4232 | easter egg balloon | 2 |
| #968 | fancy chocolate | 3 |
| #2393 | felt | 1 |
| #323 | filthy hippy poncho | 1 |
| #2154 | fruitcake | 4 |
| #1351 | ghuol egg | 1 |
| #629 | giant discarded plastic fork | 15 |
| #3302 | gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #1911 | grue egg | 12 |
| #329 | hamethyst necklace | 1 |
| #1751 | length of string | 1 |
| #685 | little paper umbrella | 29 |
| #523 | magical ice cubes | 46 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #1886 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #863 | pail | 9 |
| #1171 | pants of the Slug Lord | 2 |
| #498 | petrified time | 1 |
| #552 | pork elf goodies sack | 11 |
| #2212 | porquoise | 1 |
| #272 | porquoise bracelet | 1 |
| #693 | portable corkscrew | 10 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #2538 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #419 | scrumptious reagent | 160 |
| #1524 | shiny ring | 10 |
| #514 | sleeping snowy owl | 5 |
| #1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #1280 | stainless steel scarf | 2 |
| #760 | stainless steel shillelagh | 6 |
| #1224 | stainless steel skullcap | 3 |
| #1326 | stainless steel solitaire | 2 |
| #1712 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #3200 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
| #918 | teddy bear | 6 |
| #493 | ten-leaf clover | 20 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #1644 | vinegar | 1 |
| #1220 | wooden block | 1 |
| #1041 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #2049 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1010 | yo-yo | 19 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |