| 🥇 | Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy | 1 |
| #610 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #4300 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #1258 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #2382 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #1168 | Boss Bat bling | 2 |
| #1640 | Boss Bat britches | 5 |
| #1872 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #36 | Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E. | 2 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #33 | Ent cider | 624 |
| #92 | Fly-By-Knight Heraldry form | 1 |
| #743 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 3 |
| #23 | Golden Mr. Accessory | 3 |
| #44 | Jekyllin hide belt | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #147 | Libram of Candy Heart Summoning | 1 |
| #83 | Libram of Divine Favors | 1 |
| #44 | March hat | 1 |
| #77 | Mayflower bouquet | 1 |
| #63 | McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning | 1 |
| #570 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 32 |
| #169 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 34 |
| #92 | Mr. Accessory Jr. | 1 |
| #23 | Mr. Eh? | 1 |
| 🥉 | Newbiesport™ backpack | 1 |
| #130 | Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome | 1 |
| #140 | Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts | 1 |
| #250 | Tiki lighter | 2 |
| #61 | Time Juice | 8 |
| #34 | Tome of Snowcone Summoning | 1 |
| #23 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 3 |
| #20 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 3 |
| #26 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 3 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #159 | Wand of Nagamar | 37 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #82 | astral badger | 1 |
| #652 | baconstone | 12 |
| #353 | baconstone bracelet | 1 |
| #261 | baconstone ring | 1 |
| #1605 | badass belt | 34 |
| #1649 | blood flower | 1 |
| #95 | bottled green pixie | 1 |
| #82 | bow | 5 |
| #39 | bow staff | 2 |
| #38 | bowlegged pants | 2 |
| #9 | bowler | 6 |
| #2088 | box of sunshine | 62 |
| #317 | broken cellular phone | 10 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #13 | calm attention-deficit demon | 1 |
| #44 | cheap toaster | 31 |
| #4 | coffee sprite | 1 |
| #38 | disco ball | 2,577 |
| #19 | disco mask | 7,584 |
| #30 | doppelshifter egg | 1 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #724 | easter egg balloon | 34 |
| #113 | fez of etymology | 3 |
| #2410 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #1908 | green beer | 1 |
| #619 | hamethyst | 13 |
| #215 | hamethyst bracelet | 1 |
| #69 | homeless hobo spirit | 1 |
| #64 | ice sickle | 1 |
| #1764 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 1 |
| #135 | imitation nice watch | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #558 | jumbo olive | 1 |
| #494 | kneecapping stick | 25 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #738 | mafia aria | 23 |
| #246 | makeshift cape | 1 |
| #170 | makeshift skirt | 1 |
| #181 | makeshift turban | 1 |
| #23 | miniature gravy-covered maypole | 1 |
| #27 | miniscule temporal rip | 1 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #1887 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #1558 | pack of KWE trading card | 1 |
| #977 | pail | 7 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #497 | petrified time | 1 |
| #745 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #96 | plastic pumpkin bucket | 1 |
| #939 | porquoise | 7 |
| #272 | porquoise bracelet | 1 |
| #24 | pygmy bugbear shaman | 1 |
| #586 | radio button candy | 1 |
| #302 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 6 |
| #227 | severed rocking horse head | 2 |
| 🥈 | small Crimbo Pressie | 2 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #539 | spooky hockey mask | 3 |
| #2144 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #111 | sticky meat pants | 1 |
| #233 | support cummerbund | 34 |
| #39 | sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #44 | time helmet | 1 |
| #143 | time sword | 1 |
| #46 | time trousers | 1 |
| #1054 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 5 |
| #1360 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 4 |
| #563 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 8 |
| #692 | tiny plastic sauceror | 7 |
| #589 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 8 |
| #22 | tiny plastic sword | 5 |
| #1369 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 4 |
| #1839 | towel | 1 |
| #133 | tropical paperweight | 3 |
| #681 | tropical wrapping paper | 2 |
| #23 | unwound cymbal-playing monkey | 1 |
| #1819 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #23 | wax lips | 1 |
| #70 | wizard action figure | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |