| #610 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #509 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 4 |
| #1679 | Bonerdagon necklace | 3 |
| #1640 | Boss Bat britches | 5 |
| #64 | Brimstone Bludgeon | 1 |
| #102 | Brimstone Boxers | 1 |
| #1558 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 3 |
| #3201 | Crown of the Goblin King | 3 |
| #202 | Orcish frat-paddle | 17 |
| #285 | Sneaky Pete's breath spray | 5 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1253 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 5 |
| #4410 | badass belt | 7 |
| #839 | barrrnacle | 14 |
| #1062 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #2382 | bottle of goofballs | 8 |
| #2974 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #2872 | candied yams | 1 |
| #3616 | candy cane | 3 |
| #2396 | candy stake | 3 |
| #1824 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #527 | chintzy turtle brooch | 1 |
| #619 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #1475 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1291 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #2871 | fruitcake | 2 |
| #3806 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #213 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pendant | 1 |
| #327 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #147 | plexiglass pith helmet | 2 |
| #181 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #246 | sonar-in-a-biscuit | 54 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #1399 | stainless steel shillelagh | 3 |
| #2143 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #1705 | stainless steel slacks | 2 |
| #1863 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #1712 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #3079 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 2 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4831 | tiny plastic angry goat | 3 |
| #4856 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #6127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #4866 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 3 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #6172 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #4850 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 3 |
| #2870 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 6 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #2823 | tiny plastic grue | 6 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #4787 | tiny plastic killer bee | 3 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #2881 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 6 |
| #6151 | tiny plastic mosquito | 2 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #2595 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 2 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 4 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #4882 | tiny plastic star starfish | 3 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #2301 | tofurkey gravy | 2 |
| #2815 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #1862 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #1475 | toy wheel | 3 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #1819 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #743 | wolf mask | 9 |
| #1041 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1512 | yo-yo | 7 |