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| #247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #256 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #223 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #295 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #225 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #2230 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #413 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #349 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 7 |
| #4250 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #454 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
| #1938 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #1107 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 2 |
| #1785 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #1674 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #257 | Mace of the Tortoise | 2 |
| #1985 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #292 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 1 |
| #646 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1061 | anticheese | 1 |
| #1106 | asbestos ore | 1 |
| #2064 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #1849 | baby killer bee | 1 |
| #7427 | badass belt | 1 |
| #961 | barbed-wire fence | 1 |
| #2128 | barrrnacle | 1 |
| #5026 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1757 | capacitor relay | 1 |
| #1030 | cast | 1 |
| #1284 | coconut shell | 1 |
| #20 | consolation ribbon | 1 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #1453 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
| #4736 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #1079 | giant discarded bottlecap | 3 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #1517 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #2536 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #1370 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #703 | killer rag doll | 3 |
| #1412 | kite | 3 |
| #412 | leprechaun hatchling | 1 |
| #141 | llama lama cria | 1 |
| #1347 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #1220 | magical ice cubes | 1 |
| #211 | meatsmithing guide | 1 |
| #1584 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #2221 | possessed top | 1 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #866 | rag doll | 2 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #3300 | spectre scepter | 2 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #2244 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #1584 | stainless steel skullcap | 2 |
| #2248 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1862 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #1708 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #3140 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #2598 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 18 |
| #3029 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 15 |
| #3116 | stuffed Meat | 1 |
| #2345 | stuffed alien blob | 2 |
| #3201 | stuffed angry cow | 14 |
| #2259 | stuffed astral badger | 22 |
| #4331 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 9 |
| #2504 | stuffed cocoabo | 19 |
| #2392 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 21 |
| #2952 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 16 |
| #2796 | stuffed hand turkey | 17 |
| #2682 | stuffed key | 1 |
| #3374 | stuffed mind flayer | 13 |
| #3073 | stuffed mink | 1 |
| #3113 | stuffed monocle | 1 |
| #3091 | stuffed scary death orb | 15 |
| #486 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 45 |
| #3568 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 12 |
| #2961 | stuffed snowy owl | 15 |
| #2562 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 19 |
| #1974 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 3 |
| #2551 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 19 |
| #3107 | stuffed tin of caviar | 1 |
| #2410 | stuffed treasure chest | 3 |
| #2943 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 16 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #8191 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #6130 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 2 |
| #8220 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8186 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8136 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #2765 | tree-eating kite | 2 |
| #2411 | valuable trinket | 1 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |