The Sandwich Maker

RankItemQuantity
#2231Ancient Saucehelm1
#4251Crown of the Goblin King1
#536Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment1
#272Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir34
#1795Imp Ale2
#991Knob Goblin elite helm1
#1007Knob Goblin harem pants1
#802Knob Goblin harem veil2
#1758Mad Train wine1
#1286Wand of Nagamar1
#1006acoustic guitarrr1
#1432amulet of extreme plot significance1
#7428badass belt1
#955blue pixel13
#665bone rattle1
#1170bottle of gin2
#1584bottle of rum1
#1505bottle of whiskey1
#1268broken skull1
#1102bugbear beanie1
#1109bugbear bungguard1
#4787candy cane1
#429chrome staff1
#102clockwork hat1
#364clockwork key6
#101clockwork pants1
#154clockwork trench coat1
#1054cocoa egg2
#523cog40
#1068cranberries3
#1292dead guy's watch1
#768dry noodles17
#1477duck-on-a-string1
#897eXtreme mittens1
#856eXtreme scarf1
#2833eggnog1
#800eyepatch3
#1000filthy corduroys1
#972filthy knitted dread sack1
#743fine wine2
#279flange10
#4738fuzzy dice1
#2409giant discarded plastic fork1
#606gnoll teeth3
#1331googly eye7
#1169goth kid t-shirt1
#503grapefruit6
#559grapes6
#768green pixel23
#5341grue egg1
#838herbs3
#1496ice-cold Willer2
#1108ice-cold fotie3
#1124lead necklace2
#758lemon17
#437linoleum staff1
#1125loose teeth7
#383margarita2
#1087marionette1
#610miner's helmet2
#785miner's pants1
#123miniature espresso maker1
#409monkey wrench2
#858ninja hot pants1
#469olive13
#736orange4
#494petrified time1
#1207piece of wedding cake1
#517pirate shirt2
#730prosthetic forehead1
#1303rag doll1
#491red pixel13
#845scrumptious reagent9
#1104seal tooth1
#2957shiny ring1
#721shot of grapefruit schnapps1
#699shot of orange schnapps1
#1413skeleton bone1
#944skeleton key1
#221skewer-mounted razor blade6
#1014smart skull1
#803snowboarder pants1
#1348sock monkey1
#832spices6
#278spooky staff1
#453spring43
#488sprocket39
#310star buckler1
#919star chart1
#606star hat1
#330star pants1
#288star shirt1
#309star staff1
#3039stuffed shoulder parrot4
#2643stuffing1
#766sucky decal1
#686swashbuckling pants3
#351tambourine1
#8194tiny plastic Cheshire bat1
#4313tiny plastic Crimbo elf1
#4232tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer1
#2899tiny plastic Crimbo wreath1
#2948tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo1
#4544tiny plastic accordion thief1
#8216tiny plastic angry goat1
#8255tiny plastic baby gravy fairy1
#8130tiny plastic barrrnacle1
#8178tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball1
#8099tiny plastic cocoabo1
#6242tiny plastic coffee pixie2
#2690tiny plastic disco bandit2
#8153tiny plastic fuzzy dice1
#8191tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick1
#8097tiny plastic ghuol whelp1
#8062tiny plastic grue1
#4599tiny plastic hermit1
#8130tiny plastic howling balloon monkey1
#8071tiny plastic killer bee1
#8202tiny plastic leprechaun1
#8103tiny plastic levitating potato1
#8115tiny plastic mosquito1
#4347tiny plastic pastamancer1
#8101tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime1
#4467tiny plastic sauceror1
#4452tiny plastic seal clubber1
#8227tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton1
#8162tiny plastic stab bat1
#8140tiny plastic star starfish1
#4041tiny plastic sweet nutcracker1
#4483tiny plastic turtle tamer1
#950tomato4
#1384toy train1
#1106toy wheel6
#478tree skirt1
#916wad of dough6
#1079wolf mask2
#1221wooden block1
#1045wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie1

Wow, that's 479 items total!

what items are this player missing?