| #235 | Amulet of Yendor | 98 |
| 🥇 | Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy | 1 |
| #16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
| #195 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #118 | Hodgman's bow tie | 1 |
| #65 | Hodgman's lucky sock | 1 |
| #144 | Hodgman's porkpie hat | 1 |
| #646 | Instant Karma | 6 |
| #197 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #100 | Oscus's flypaper pants | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #203 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
| #677 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #345 | bag of airline peanuts | 87 |
| #180 | black candy heart | 70 |
| #132 | black lotus | 1 |
| #5028 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #3612 | box of sunshine | 18 |
| #438 | brick | 88 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #219 | clown hammer | 127 |
| #1347 | club necklace | 5 |
| #20 | consolation ribbon | 1 |
| #159 | cymbal syrup | 88 |
| #244 | defective skull | 98 |
| #697 | diamond necklace | 10 |
| #184 | encoder ring | 107 |
| #215 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 118 |
| #474 | fake fake vomit | 70 |
| #349 | fake hand | 81 |
| #1227 | heart necklace | 6 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #300 | jazz soap | 98 |
| #273 | joybuzzer | 106 |
| #308 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 94 |
| #157 | mood ring | 87 |
| #802 | pack of KWE trading card | 4 |
| #285 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 94 |
| #249 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 116 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #879 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 9 |
| #1832 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 4 |
| #2194 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 3 |
| #1476 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 5 |
| #232 | rubber emo roe | 126 |
| #1377 | spade necklace | 5 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #900 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 49 |
| #2049 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 24 |
| #1501 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 34 |
| #1069 | stuffed Meat | 41 |
| #1856 | stuffed angry cow | 27 |
| #1672 | stuffed astral badger | 31 |
| #2244 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 23 |
| #435 | stuffed can of asparagus | 10 |
| #2043 | stuffed cocoabo | 24 |
| #747 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 8 |
| #2285 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 22 |
| #1893 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 27 |
| #1951 | stuffed gray blob | 4 |
| #2567 | stuffed hand turkey | 19 |
| #736 | stuffed key | 75 |
| #1676 | stuffed martini | 2 |
| #1846 | stuffed mind flayer | 28 |
| #835 | stuffed mink | 56 |
| #851 | stuffed monocle | 54 |
| #2206 | stuffed scary death orb | 23 |
| #1191 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 17 |
| #2025 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 25 |
| #2203 | stuffed snowy owl | 22 |
| #2452 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 20 |
| #1633 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 31 |
| #842 | stuffed teddy butler | 54 |
| #756 | stuffed tin of caviar | 63 |
| #786 | stuffed treasure chest | 66 |
| #1832 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 28 |
| #159 | stuffing | 54 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #324 | whoopie cushion | 96 |
| #283 | wind-up chattering teeth | 110 |
| #253 | x-ray specs | 90 |
| #273 | yellow snowcone | 119 |