| #236 | Amulet of Yendor | 98 |
| 🥇 | Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy | 1 |
| #16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
| #196 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #119 | Hodgman's bow tie | 1 |
| #65 | Hodgman's lucky sock | 1 |
| #145 | Hodgman's porkpie hat | 1 |
| #660 | Instant Karma | 6 |
| #196 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #100 | Oscus's flypaper pants | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #205 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
| #679 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #345 | bag of airline peanuts | 87 |
| #181 | black candy heart | 70 |
| #132 | black lotus | 1 |
| #5026 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #3613 | box of sunshine | 18 |
| #438 | brick | 88 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #219 | clown hammer | 127 |
| #1348 | club necklace | 5 |
| #20 | consolation ribbon | 1 |
| #162 | cymbal syrup | 88 |
| #243 | defective skull | 98 |
| #696 | diamond necklace | 10 |
| #186 | encoder ring | 107 |
| #213 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 118 |
| #473 | fake fake vomit | 70 |
| #347 | fake hand | 81 |
| #1228 | heart necklace | 6 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #300 | jazz soap | 98 |
| #274 | joybuzzer | 106 |
| #309 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 94 |
| #156 | mood ring | 87 |
| #803 | pack of KWE trading card | 4 |
| #284 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 94 |
| #248 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 116 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #879 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 9 |
| #1833 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 4 |
| #2196 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 3 |
| #1484 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 5 |
| #231 | rubber emo roe | 126 |
| #1380 | spade necklace | 5 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #904 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 49 |
| #2055 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 24 |
| #1506 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 34 |
| #1071 | stuffed Meat | 41 |
| #1863 | stuffed angry cow | 27 |
| #1675 | stuffed astral badger | 31 |
| #2250 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 23 |
| #436 | stuffed can of asparagus | 10 |
| #2051 | stuffed cocoabo | 24 |
| #752 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 8 |
| #2291 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 22 |
| #1900 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 27 |
| #1950 | stuffed gray blob | 4 |
| #2574 | stuffed hand turkey | 19 |
| #741 | stuffed key | 75 |
| #1679 | stuffed martini | 2 |
| #1851 | stuffed mind flayer | 28 |
| #836 | stuffed mink | 56 |
| #858 | stuffed monocle | 54 |
| #2212 | stuffed scary death orb | 23 |
| #1192 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 17 |
| #2032 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 25 |
| #2213 | stuffed snowy owl | 22 |
| #2454 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 20 |
| #1635 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 31 |
| #846 | stuffed teddy butler | 54 |
| #757 | stuffed tin of caviar | 63 |
| #788 | stuffed treasure chest | 66 |
| #1838 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 28 |
| #159 | stuffing | 54 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #323 | whoopie cushion | 96 |
| #283 | wind-up chattering teeth | 110 |
| #252 | x-ray specs | 90 |
| #270 | yellow snowcone | 119 |