| #939 | Amulet of Yendor | 11 |
| #830 | Angry Farmer candy | 57 |
| #404 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 17 |
| #753 | Gummi-Gnauga | 1 |
| #892 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 2 |
| #1529 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 20 |
| #740 | Now and Earlier | 1 |
| #1496 | Rock Pops | 22 |
| #666 | Sugar Cog | 1 |
| #1320 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 10 |
| #659 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 2 |
| #10 | Unionize The Elves sign | 2 |
| #1055 | Yummy Tummy bean | 150 |
| #440 | awful poetry journal | 224 |
| #831 | bag of airline peanuts | 31 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #1933 | brick | 5 |
| #4135 | candy cane | 2 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #1175 | clown hammer | 12 |
| #719 | defective skull | 24 |
| #612 | disturbing fanfic | 121 |
| #122 | dope gangsta bling-bling | 9 |
| #907 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 23 |
| #565 | facsimile dictionary | 17 |
| #832 | fake fake vomit | 32 |
| #1635 | fake hand | 2 |
| #225 | fat stacks of cash | 61 |
| #139 | filthy hippy poncho | 4 |
| #427 | frilly shirt | 1 |
| #635 | goth kid t-shirt | 4 |
| #1909 | grue egg | 12 |
| #327 | harem girl t-shirt | 3 |
| #81 | ice stein | 5 |
| #323 | iced-out bling | 1 |
| #1253 | jazz soap | 10 |
| #698 | joybuzzer | 40 |
| #2061 | kite | 1 |
| #147 | loathing eagle baby-doll shirt | 1 |
| #1623 | lucky rabbit's foot | 2 |
| #843 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 29 |
| #697 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 31 |
| #923 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 25 |
| #956 | pile of candy | 2 |
| #377 | pirate shirt | 4 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #1196 | rubber emo roe | 14 |
| #281 | soggy wofl t-shirt | 1 |
| #477 | souvenir ski t-shirt | 1 |
| #288 | star shirt | 1 |
| #1488 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| #288 | supportive bra | 6 |
| #511 | tamarind-flavored chewing gum | 12 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #1084 | valuable trinket | 43 |
| #1126 | whoopie cushion | 17 |
| #1015 | wind-up chattering teeth | 23 |
| #802 | yellow snowcone | 39 |