| #2706 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 3 |
| #1258 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #438 | Bonerdagon necklace | 27 |
| #556 | Boss Bat britches | 27 |
| #568 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 6 |
| #486 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 16 |
| #675 | Crown of the Goblin King | 37 |
| #563 | Dolphin King's crown | 8 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #1568 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #672 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 3 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #34 | Tome of Snowcone Summoning | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #108 | Wand of Nagamar | 52 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #1253 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 5 |
| #478 | anniversary gift box | 7 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #1017 | badass belt | 53 |
| #998 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #1062 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #82 | big rock | 40 |
| #1650 | blood flower | 1 |
| #383 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 3 |
| #3536 | box of sunshine | 19 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #2741 | candy cane | 6 |
| #3831 | candy stake | 1 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #466 | commemorative war stein | 20 |
| #340 | empty blowgun | 6 |
| #1072 | facsimile dictionary | 6 |
| #1291 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #1830 | fancy chocolate | 2 |
| #3934 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #2301 | gingerbread horror | 3 |
| #603 | grue egg | 44 |
| #2511 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #688 | meat from yesterday | 1 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #1584 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #498 | petrified time | 1 |
| #117 | plexiglass pants | 2 |
| #36 | plexiglass pendant | 5 |
| #162 | plexiglass pikestaff | 2 |
| #106 | plexiglass pinky ring | 2 |
| #91 | plexiglass pith helmet | 3 |
| #64 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 3 |
| #1607 | pork elf goodies sack | 1 |
| #1723 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #474 | shiny ring | 54 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #676 | stainless steel scarf | 5 |
| #536 | stainless steel shillelagh | 8 |
| #1582 | stainless steel skullcap | 2 |
| #842 | stainless steel slacks | 5 |
| #772 | stainless steel solitaire | 4 |
| #794 | stainless steel suspenders | 5 |
| #20 | sword of static | 25 |
| #2039 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 4 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #1914 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 4 |
| #2809 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #1886 | tofurkey leg | 3 |
| #1862 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #524 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #22 | yo-yo | 1,337 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |