| #774 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 1 |
| #432 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 4 |
| #561 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 2 |
| #224 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 4 |
| #132 | C.H.U.M. knife | 7 |
| #82 | C.H.U.M. lantern | 2 |
| #813 | Cloaca grenade | 13 |
| #500 | Cloaca-Cola | 67 |
| #554 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 6 |
| #1059 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 2 |
| #997 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 2 |
| #904 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1425 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #950 | Dyspepsi grenade | 9 |
| #819 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 62 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #1403 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1414 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #857 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1374 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #700 | Frosty's frosty mug | 1 |
| #836 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #301 | Let Me Be! | 5 |
| #260 | Mae West with a fly in it | 1 |
| #209 | Maxing, Relaxing | 5 |
| #1962 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 2 |
| #323 | Mr. Joe's bangles | 4 |
| #946 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #592 | Tales from the Fireside | 2 |
| #127 | Tiki lighter | 3 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #178 | baconstone | 40 |
| #293 | bed of coals | 3 |
| #687 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
| #999 | blood flower | 4 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #223 | bowl of fishysoisse | 4 |
| #247 | calle de miel with a fly in it | 1 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #162 | chrome crossbow string | 1 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #311 | comfy coffin | 4 |
| #879 | commemorative war stein | 1 |
| #131 | concentrated garbage juice | 6 |
| #20 | consolation ribbon | 1 |
| #361 | corncob pipe | 3 |
| #358 | cup of infinite pencils | 3 |
| #244 | deadly lampshade | 4 |
| #619 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #296 | filth-encrusted futon | 3 |
| #497 | flamin' bindle | 1 |
| #376 | frayed rope belt | 3 |
| #159 | freezin' bindle | 4 |
| #561 | frigid air mattress | 1 |
| #137 | frozen banquet | 15 |
| #11 | full meat tank | 216 |
| #236 | hamethyst | 32 |
| #689 | invisible bag | 1 |
| #1282 | iron pasta spoon | 1 |
| #405 | jar of squeeze | 2 |
| #937 | lewd playing card | 1 |
| #563 | lucky bottlecap | 1 |
| #1458 | mafia aria | 5 |
| #538 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 56 |
| #235 | mandarina colada with a fly in it | 1 |
| #581 | panhandle panhandling hat | 1 |
| #236 | perpendicular hula with a fly in it | 1 |
| #261 | porquoise | 27 |
| #243 | prussian cathouse with a fly in it | 1 |
| #182 | rockin' wagon with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1193 | scroll of pasta summoning | 3 |
| #237 | slap and tickle with a fly in it | 1 |
| #672 | stained mattress | 1 |
| #131 | stinkin' bindle | 5 |
| #939 | strange shiny disc | 1 |
| #925 | support cummerbund | 4 |
| #222 | tangarita with a fly in it | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #1798 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 4 |
| #2118 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 3 |
| #2096 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 2 |
| #1173 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 4 |
| #2194 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 3 |
| #2064 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #1809 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 10 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #357 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 4 |
| #2053 | tiny plastic Felonia | 2 |
| #2731 | tiny plastic G Imp | 2 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #937 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 8 |
| #1457 | tiny plastic Hellion | 5 |
| #2825 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 2 |
| #1489 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 3 |
| #1446 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 5 |
| #2162 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 3 |
| #1482 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 5 |
| #2138 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 3 |
| #1222 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 6 |
| #2777 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 2 |
| #370 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 4 |
| #2118 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 3 |
| #2134 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 3 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #1069 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 7 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #2154 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 3 |
| #2620 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #420 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 4 |
| #2203 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 3 |
| #3937 | tiny plastic angry goat | 4 |
| #1237 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 6 |
| #1238 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 6 |
| #2799 | tiny plastic astronomer | 2 |
| #2242 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 8 |
| #1829 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 10 |
| #1211 | tiny plastic beanbat | 6 |
| #1809 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 10 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #2213 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 3 |
| #2763 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 2 |
| #2234 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 8 |
| #3950 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 4 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #1485 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 5 |
| #2766 | tiny plastic demoninja | 2 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #2156 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 3 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #2202 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 3 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #2148 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 3 |
| #3334 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 5 |
| #2038 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 9 |
| #4802 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 3 |
| #1430 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 5 |
| #438 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 4 |
| #1475 | tiny plastic goth giant | 5 |
| #2823 | tiny plastic grue | 6 |
| #1421 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 5 |
| #1831 | tiny plastic hermit | 3 |
| #2046 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 9 |
| #3262 | tiny plastic killer bee | 5 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 4 |
| #3308 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 5 |
| #1068 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 7 |
| #2823 | tiny plastic mosquito | 6 |
| #1764 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 4 |
| #2595 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 2 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 4 |
| #1808 | tiny plastic sauceror | 3 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #2778 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 2 |
| #355 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 4 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 4 |
| #1717 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 4 |
| #2267 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 8 |
| #2825 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 2 |
| #2511 | tiny plastic stab bat | 7 |
| #2508 | tiny plastic star starfish | 7 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #2761 | tiny plastic taco cat | 2 |
| #1034 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 7 |
| #2653 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 2 |
| #2750 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #2104 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 3 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #388 | witch hat | 2 |