| #1322 | Ancient Saucehelm | 2 |
| #2382 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #1678 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #1185 | Cloaca grenade | 6 |
| #721 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 4 |
| #821 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 3 |
| #756 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 3 |
| #769 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 3 |
| #256 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 3 |
| #281 | Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration | 1 |
| #1872 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #1474 | Colander of Em-er'il | 2 |
| #4246 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #300 | Dyspepsi grenade | 46 |
| #904 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 2 |
| #998 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 2 |
| #772 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 3 |
| #374 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 7 |
| #725 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 3 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #128 | Imp Ale | 1,901 |
| #617 | Pick-O-Matic lockpicks | 1 |
| #2543 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #1450 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #527 | Valentine's Day cake | 1 |
| #2609 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #1768 | awful poetry journal | 2 |
| #1842 | baby killer bee | 1 |
| #1476 | baconstone | 4 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #2122 | barrrnacle | 1 |
| #548 | black snowcone | 4 |
| #877 | blue snowcone | 1 |
| #3683 | bottle of goofballs | 3 |
| #3446 | box of sunshine | 20 |
| #214 | can of fake snow | 2 |
| #2974 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #2873 | candied yams | 1 |
| #4135 | candy cane | 2 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #1624 | disassembled clover | 1 |
| #1638 | doll house | 1 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #2835 | eggnog | 1 |
| #1829 | fancy chocolate | 2 |
| #1281 | felt | 6 |
| #880 | fine wine | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #3215 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #549 | ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #2129 | giant pinky ring | 2 |
| #3304 | gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #1708 | googly eye | 4 |
| #1530 | green beer | 3 |
| #841 | green snowcone | 1 |
| #4469 | grue egg | 2 |
| #1447 | hamethyst | 4 |
| #329 | hamethyst necklace | 1 |
| #264 | hamethyst ring | 1 |
| #1453 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #2512 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #968 | hill of beans | 1 |
| #62 | hippopotamus skin | 123 |
| #213 | jewelry-making pliers | 2 |
| #499 | kickback cookbook | 1 |
| #1412 | kite | 3 |
| #455 | leaflet | 1 |
| #1566 | length of string | 2 |
| #179 | long-stemmed rose | 12 |
| #520 | marionette | 3 |
| #860 | orange snowcone | 1 |
| #674 | penguin skin | 36 |
| #1682 | pet rock | 3 |
| #497 | petrified time | 1 |
| #279 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 3 |
| #939 | porquoise | 7 |
| #294 | porquoise necklace | 1 |
| #727 | purple glowstick | 1 |
| #891 | purple snowcone | 1 |
| #866 | rag doll | 2 |
| #845 | red snowcone | 1 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #882 | roasted marshmallow | 15 |
| #463 | shingle | 8 |
| #715 | sock monkey | 3 |
| #138 | special sauce glove | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #1863 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #605 | star hat | 1 |
| #329 | star pants | 1 |
| #308 | star staff | 1 |
| #1538 | stuffed doppelshifter | 5 |
| #1137 | stuffing | 7 |
| #918 | teddy bear | 6 |
| #508 | three-tiered wedding cake | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4229 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4038 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #2808 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2815 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #1237 | top | 3 |
| #522 | toy train | 4 |
| #907 | toy wheel | 9 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1819 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #277 | wang | 8 |
| #743 | wooden block | 3 |
| #1041 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #260 | wussiness potion | 67 |
| #531 | yeti fur | 181 |
| #925 | yo-yo | 22 |
| #1017 | zombie pineal gland | 4 |