| #1322 | Ancient Saucehelm | 2 |
| #2385 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #1674 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #1190 | Cloaca grenade | 6 |
| #722 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 4 |
| #823 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 3 |
| #757 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 3 |
| #771 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 3 |
| #256 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 3 |
| #281 | Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration | 1 |
| #1873 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #1482 | Colander of Em-er'il | 2 |
| #4251 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #301 | Dyspepsi grenade | 46 |
| #903 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 2 |
| #999 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 2 |
| #775 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 3 |
| #375 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 7 |
| #726 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 3 |
| #1600 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #131 | Imp Ale | 1,901 |
| #618 | Pick-O-Matic lockpicks | 1 |
| #2542 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #1452 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #527 | Valentine's Day cake | 1 |
| #2609 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #1766 | awful poetry journal | 2 |
| #1851 | baby killer bee | 1 |
| #1480 | baconstone | 4 |
| #2044 | ball | 1 |
| #2130 | barrrnacle | 1 |
| #547 | black snowcone | 4 |
| #877 | blue snowcone | 1 |
| #3679 | bottle of goofballs | 3 |
| #3451 | box of sunshine | 20 |
| #212 | can of fake snow | 2 |
| #2975 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #2874 | candied yams | 1 |
| #4138 | candy cane | 2 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #1629 | disassembled clover | 1 |
| #1640 | doll house | 1 |
| #1477 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #2834 | eggnog | 1 |
| #1830 | fancy chocolate | 2 |
| #1280 | felt | 6 |
| #880 | fine wine | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #3427 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #3222 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #551 | ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #2128 | giant pinky ring | 2 |
| #3307 | gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #1709 | googly eye | 4 |
| #1532 | green beer | 3 |
| #842 | green snowcone | 1 |
| #4477 | grue egg | 2 |
| #1451 | hamethyst | 4 |
| #328 | hamethyst necklace | 1 |
| #263 | hamethyst ring | 1 |
| #1454 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #2516 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #968 | hill of beans | 1 |
| #63 | hippopotamus skin | 123 |
| #212 | jewelry-making pliers | 2 |
| #499 | kickback cookbook | 1 |
| #1412 | kite | 3 |
| #457 | leaflet | 1 |
| #1565 | length of string | 2 |
| #179 | long-stemmed rose | 12 |
| #520 | marionette | 3 |
| #861 | orange snowcone | 1 |
| #675 | penguin skin | 36 |
| #1684 | pet rock | 3 |
| #494 | petrified time | 1 |
| #282 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 3 |
| #942 | porquoise | 7 |
| #294 | porquoise necklace | 1 |
| #727 | purple glowstick | 1 |
| #890 | purple snowcone | 1 |
| #866 | rag doll | 2 |
| #846 | red snowcone | 1 |
| #1300 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #883 | roasted marshmallow | 15 |
| #462 | shingle | 8 |
| #713 | sock monkey | 3 |
| #138 | special sauce glove | 1 |
| #1478 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #1863 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #606 | star hat | 1 |
| #330 | star pants | 1 |
| #309 | star staff | 1 |
| #1538 | stuffed doppelshifter | 5 |
| #1138 | stuffing | 7 |
| #918 | teddy bear | 6 |
| #509 | three-tiered wedding cake | 1 |
| #4313 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2899 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2948 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4041 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #2807 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2813 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #1240 | top | 3 |
| #522 | toy train | 4 |
| #907 | toy wheel | 9 |
| #1041 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1823 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #277 | wang | 8 |
| #744 | wooden block | 3 |
| #1045 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #261 | wussiness potion | 67 |
| #533 | yeti fur | 181 |
| #924 | yo-yo | 22 |
| #1018 | zombie pineal gland | 4 |