| #411 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #1566 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 7 |
| #269 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 2 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #1728 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #12 | Crimbo hat | 1 |
| #9 | Crimbo pants | 1 |
| #11 | Crimbo sword | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #2376 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #172 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 9 |
| #2737 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #1404 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #3013 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 3 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #471 | Necrotelicomnicon | 1 |
| #1268 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #5 | Radio Free Baseball Cap | 1 |
| #5 | Radio Free Foil | 1 |
| 🥉 | Radio Free Pants | 1 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #5943 | badass belt | 3 |
| #246 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #198 | bartender-in-the-box | 1 |
| #282 | beanbag chair | 1 |
| #346 | big bad voodoo mask | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #769 | bit of clingfilm | 5 |
| #1649 | blood flower | 1 |
| #565 | bottle of Mystic Shell | 1 |
| #670 | bottle of antifreeze | 1 |
| #3304 | bottle of goofballs | 4 |
| #385 | bottle of rhinoceros hormones | 1 |
| #37 | bounty-hunting helmet | 1 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #3978 | box of sunshine | 14 |
| #160 | carbonated soy milk | 46 |
| #997 | cheap toaster | 2 |
| #1247 | cyborg stompin' boot | 2 |
| #178 | deactivated MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #656 | donkey flipbook | 1 |
| #1027 | duct tape | 20 |
| #256 | duct tape wallet | 1 |
| #762 | fake blood | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #697 | gearbox necklace | 1 |
| #245 | green snowcone | 82 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #3136 | grue egg | 5 |
| #372 | lovecat tail | 2 |
| #1371 | lucky rabbit's foot | 3 |
| #213 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #181 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #2242 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #1583 | stainless steel skullcap | 2 |
| #1863 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #475 | taco shell | 11 |
| #681 | tropical wrapping paper | 2 |