| #336 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 1 |
| #49 | BittyCar HotCar | 1 |
| #34 | BittyCar MeatCar | 1 |
| #38 | BittyCar SoulCar | 1 |
| #409 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #813 | Cloaca grenade | 13 |
| #547 | Cloaca-Cola | 58 |
| #619 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 5 |
| #533 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 5 |
| #599 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 4 |
| #324 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 8 |
| #769 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 3 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #1474 | Colander of Em-er'il | 2 |
| #359 | Crimbonium fuel rod | 1 |
| #412 | Crimbot schematic: Big Head | 2 |
| #244 | Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel | 1 |
| #211 | Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher | 1 |
| #15 | Crimbot schematic: Bug Zapper | 1 |
| #38 | Crimbot schematic: Camera Claw | 1 |
| #210 | Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter | 1 |
| #224 | Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder | 1 |
| #260 | Crimbot schematic: Crab Core | 1 |
| #246 | Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso | 1 |
| #245 | Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head | 1 |
| #247 | Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun | 1 |
| #260 | Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun | 1 |
| #15 | Crimbot schematic: Gun Face | 1 |
| #211 | Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs | 1 |
| #206 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads | 1 |
| #475 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs | 1 |
| #248 | Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan | 1 |
| #26 | Crimbot schematic: Hoverjack | 1 |
| #30 | Crimbot schematic: Lamp Filler | 1 |
| #220 | Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite | 1 |
| #460 | Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise | 1 |
| #363 | Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis | 1 |
| #244 | Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder | 1 |
| #218 | Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module | 1 |
| #459 | Crimbot schematic: Power Arm | 1 |
| #245 | Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler | 1 |
| #217 | Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head | 1 |
| #24 | Crimbot schematic: Refrigerator Chassis | 1 |
| #375 | Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker | 1 |
| #14 | Crimbot schematic: Rocket Skirt | 1 |
| #473 | Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun | 1 |
| #367 | Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet | 1 |
| #462 | Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis | 1 |
| #254 | Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet | 1 |
| #39 | Crimbot schematic: Snow Blower | 1 |
| #23 | Crimbot schematic: Swiss Arm | 1 |
| #19 | Crimbot schematic: Tripod Legs | 1 |
| 🥇 | Deactivated MiniMechaElf | 1 |
| #2663 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #453 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
| #197 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 7 |
| #951 | Dyspepsi grenade | 9 |
| #1174 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 25 |
| #564 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 5 |
| #769 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 3 |
| #1415 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #374 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 7 |
| #955 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 2 |
| #332 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 2 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #25 | Frown Exerciser | 2 |
| #12 | Knob Goblin nasal spray | 950 |
| #437 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #977 | Microplushie: Bropane | 1 |
| #835 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 1 |
| #887 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 1 |
| #746 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 1 |
| #980 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 1 |
| #995 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 1 |
| #576 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 1 |
| #914 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 1 |
| #1004 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 1 |
| #949 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 1 |
| #957 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 1 |
| #2357 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 1 |
| #291 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #589 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #808 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #563 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #774 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #893 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #863 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #885 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #644 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #2543 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #1450 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #520 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #345 | blind-packed capsule toy | 10 |
| #376 | blind-packed die-cast metal toy | 2 |
| #355 | blood flower | 23 |
| #2995 | bottle of goofballs | 5 |
| #2855 | box of sunshine | 32 |
| #30 | brainwave-controlled unicorn horn | 2 |
| #216 | bubble-wrap simulator | 3 |
| #14 | bubble-wrap simulator (half broken) | 1 |
| #19 | bubble-wrap simulator (one broken button) | 1 |
| #12 | bubble-wrap simulator (one button left) | 1 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #109 | cubic zirconia | 5 |
| #313 | cylindrical mold | 1 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #804 | disease | 4 |
| #1638 | doll house | 1 |
| #3267 | easter egg balloon | 4 |
| #2060 | eggnog | 3 |
| #23 | electronic dulcimer pants | 2 |
| #870 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #1902 | evil teddy bear | 3 |
| #1010 | fake plastic grass | 1 |
| #1290 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #968 | fancy chocolate | 3 |
| #2035 | fancy dress ball | 2 |
| #170 | fez of etymology | 2 |
| #338 | flask of tainted mining oil | 1 |
| #2871 | fruitcake | 2 |
| #2294 | fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #2003 | gingerbread bugbear | 6 |
| #73 | grass blade | 2 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #4469 | grue egg | 2 |
| #1371 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #2061 | kite | 1 |
| #1184 | kneecapping stick | 5 |
| #1435 | loaded serum blowgun | 2 |
| #565 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #23 | menudo | 20 |
| #418 | nugget of Crimbonium | 1 |
| #1682 | pet rock | 3 |
| #745 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #751 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #2212 | porquoise | 1 |
| #1434 | portable corkscrew | 1 |
| #2220 | possessed top | 1 |
| #220 | questionable taco | 2 |
| #20 | rat scrapple | 25 |
| #1796 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 2 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #2410 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #2480 | stuffed doppelshifter | 2 |
| #950 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #4796 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #3041 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #2031 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #932 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 1 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4229 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #2620 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #4831 | tiny plastic angry goat | 3 |
| #6159 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8107 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #6173 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 2 |
| #8079 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8207 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8143 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #6143 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #8047 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4592 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #4844 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 3 |
| #6159 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #6171 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 2 |
| #8097 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #4789 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 3 |
| #4458 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8147 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8122 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4038 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #314 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| #1533 | unusual disco ball | 1 |
| #1601 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 3 |
| #106 | warbear badge | 1 |
| #436 | warbear beeping telegram | 1 |
| #293 | warbear breakfast machine assembler | 1 |
| #189 | warbear exo-arm | 1 |
| #211 | warbear foil hat | 1 |
| #384 | warbear gyrocopter | 1 |
| #341 | warbear hoverbelt piecepart | 1 |
| #169 | warbear induction oven | 1 |
| #180 | warbear jackhammer drill press | 1 |
| #273 | warbear liquid overcoat | 1 |
| #356 | warbear metalworking primer | 2 |
| #423 | warbear procedural hilarity drone | 1 |
| #382 | warbear requisition box | 1 |
| #422 | warbear robo-camouflage unit | 1 |
| #433 | warbear sequential gaiety distribution system | 1 |
| #298 | warbear soda machine assembler | 1 |
| #273 | warbear wardance potion | 1 |
| #650 | warbear whosit | 1 |
| #1451 | zombie pineal gland | 2 |