| #76 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 3 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #498 | BGE merchandise order form | 7 |
| #675 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #468 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 2 |
| #476 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 2 |
| #117 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 1 |
| #179 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #184 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #81 | Chester's muscle shirt | 1 |
| #21 | Chester's sunglasses | 2 |
| #75 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 10 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #2376 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #608 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 10 |
| #436 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 2 |
| #83 | Frosty's arm | 1 |
| #64 | Frosty's carrot | 2 |
| #16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
| #87 | Hodgman's almanac | 1 |
| #665 | Hodgman's blanket | 1 |
| #136 | Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #215 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #625 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 1 |
| #195 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #1230 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 2 |
| #250 | Tiki lighter | 2 |
| #851 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 2 |
| 🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
| #203 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #776 | Workytime Tea | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1125 | anniversary gift box | 4 |
| #541 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 2 |
| #622 | antique bottle opener | 1 |
| #164 | antique painting of a landscape | 5 |
| #586 | antique souvenir drawing | 1 |
| #451 | aspirin | 2 |
| #230 | astronaut ice-cream | 2 |
| #2065 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #246 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #498 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 4 |
| #505 | bath ball gift set | 10 |
| #1060 | battered Crimbo Crate | 5 |
| #251 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 4 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #1295 | blood flower | 2 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #214 | can of fake snow | 2 |
| #245 | candy knuckles | 8 |
| #1275 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 5 |
| #213 | colored-light "necklace" | 2 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #493 | delicious salad | 100 |
| #385 | deluxe fax machine | 1 |
| 🥇 | detour shield | 1 |
| #301 | doll house | 18 |
| #1065 | dollhive | 4 |
| #1176 | elven suicide capsule | 16 |
| #870 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #513 | fake plastic grass | 3 |
| #615 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 11 |
| #212 | fancy chocolate | 12 |
| #1536 | fancy chocolate car | 6 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #309 | gingerbread house | 2 |
| #1801 | golden ring | 39 |
| #5198 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #11 | hippopotamus skin | 2,976 |
| #200 | hot stuffing | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #609 | lewd playing card | 3 |
| #155 | loaded serum blowgun | 25 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #490 | magilaser blastercannon | 1 |
| #109 | misfit dolly | 1 |
| #2027 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
| #266 | motivational poster | 15 |
| #38 | organ grinder | 1 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #157 | petrified time | 3 |
| #208 | ribbon candy | 5 |
| #44 | sequined fez | 2 |
| 🥉 | slippery when wet shield | 1 |
| #436 | slow jam collection | 10 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #106 | stapler bear | 1 |
| 🥇 | stop shield | 1 |
| #600 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
| #1711 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #598 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 3 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #1525 | toy ray gun | 3 |
| #1722 | toy space helmet | 2 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #389 | tropical wrapping paper | 3 |
| #480 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 13 |
| #600 | voodoo snuff | 1 |
| #326 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| 🥇 | yield shield | 1 |
| #851 | zombie pineal gland | 5 |