| #114 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #1322 | Ancient Saucehelm | 2 |
| #1733 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1496 | Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #1154 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #1487 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #150 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 21 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #968 | Colander of Em-er'il | 3 |
| #532 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 1 |
| #1168 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 3 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #1670 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #2053 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #858 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #1789 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #949 | Elder Turtle Shell | 3 |
| #818 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #9 | Raggedy Hippy doll | 344 |
| #1138 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 3 |
| #129 | Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #2044 | ball | 1 |
| #1067 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1132 | black plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #2088 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #587 | black striped oyster egg | 9 |
| #85 | blood flower | 155 |
| #2554 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #7459 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #1107 | can of Red Minotaur | 1 |
| #4788 | candy cane | 1 |
| #1640 | doll house | 1 |
| #1477 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #617 | easter egg balloon | 39 |
| #1838 | eggnog | 4 |
| #26 | empty blowgun | 111 |
| #634 | fancy chocolate | 5 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #2153 | fruitcake | 4 |
| #2824 | gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
| #1499 | gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
| #150 | haiku katana | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #2061 | kite | 1 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2307 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2028 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1766 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #570 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #1087 | marionette | 1 |
| #1983 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2253 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1846 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1363 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2534 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1734 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1024 | off-white striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #470 | oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| #133 | packet of mayfly bait | 1 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #494 | petrified time | 1 |
| #282 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 3 |
| #754 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #1287 | puce paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1422 | puce plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #2253 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1645 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #342 | questionable taco | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1458 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1646 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #1348 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1478 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #3200 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #2033 | teddy bear | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #3351 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 5 |
| #2453 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 3 |
| #2897 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #2899 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1810 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 2 |
| #2627 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #2515 | tiny plastic angry goat | 7 |
| #2559 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 7 |
| #3941 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 4 |
| #2246 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 8 |
| #2859 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 6 |
| #2472 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 7 |
| #2690 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 2 |
| #1668 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 11 |
| #3969 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 4 |
| #2251 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 8 |
| #3316 | tiny plastic grue | 5 |
| #2258 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 8 |
| #2465 | tiny plastic killer bee | 7 |
| #2504 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 7 |
| #2244 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 8 |
| #2233 | tiny plastic mosquito | 8 |
| #2601 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 2 |
| #2495 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 7 |
| #1022 | tiny plastic sauceror | 5 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #4014 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 4 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic stab bat | 4 |
| #4020 | tiny plastic star starfish | 4 |
| #4041 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #1832 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 3 |
| #2070 | top | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #1041 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1045 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1800 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2818 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1637 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2365 | yo-yo | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |