| #113 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #1322 | Ancient Saucehelm | 2 |
| #1728 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1496 | Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #1151 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #1485 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #151 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 21 |
| #1425 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #968 | Colander of Em-er'il | 3 |
| #532 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 1 |
| #1168 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 3 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #1665 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #2054 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #1403 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1414 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #857 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1374 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #1782 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #947 | Elder Turtle Shell | 3 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #9 | Raggedy Hippy doll | 344 |
| #1136 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 3 |
| #130 | Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #1062 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1131 | black plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #2087 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #587 | black striped oyster egg | 9 |
| #85 | blood flower | 155 |
| #2553 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2409 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2375 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2622 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #7445 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #1107 | can of Red Minotaur | 1 |
| #4785 | candy cane | 1 |
| #1638 | doll house | 1 |
| #1475 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #618 | easter egg balloon | 39 |
| #1840 | eggnog | 4 |
| #26 | empty blowgun | 111 |
| #633 | fancy chocolate | 5 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #2154 | fruitcake | 4 |
| #2821 | gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
| #1493 | gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
| #149 | haiku katana | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #2061 | kite | 1 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2306 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2029 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1764 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #565 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #1982 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1845 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2385 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1361 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2533 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1732 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1023 | off-white striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #471 | oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| #134 | packet of mayfly bait | 1 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #498 | petrified time | 1 |
| #279 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 3 |
| #751 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #1286 | puce paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1421 | puce plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #2250 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1643 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #342 | questionable taco | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2538 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1457 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1645 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #3200 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #2031 | teddy bear | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #3339 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 5 |
| #2452 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 3 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1807 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 2 |
| #2620 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #2506 | tiny plastic angry goat | 7 |
| #2546 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 7 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 4 |
| #2237 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 8 |
| #2851 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 6 |
| #2463 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 7 |
| #2679 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 2 |
| #1659 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 11 |
| #3955 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 4 |
| #2244 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 8 |
| #3301 | tiny plastic grue | 5 |
| #2252 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 8 |
| #2457 | tiny plastic killer bee | 7 |
| #2497 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 7 |
| #2234 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 8 |
| #2228 | tiny plastic mosquito | 8 |
| #2595 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 2 |
| #2490 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 7 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic sauceror | 5 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #4004 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 4 |
| #3940 | tiny plastic stab bat | 4 |
| #4010 | tiny plastic star starfish | 4 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #1827 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 3 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #1383 | toy train | 1 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1041 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1796 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2817 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1635 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |