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| #829 | Knob Goblin steroids | 2 |
| #1110 | Meleegra™ pills | 1 |
| #49 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 70 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1187 | Valentine | 10 |
| #527 | Valentine's Day cake | 1 |
| #603 | anticheese | 5 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #643 | asshat | 1 |
| #1026 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #187 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 5 |
| #2108 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #314 | blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #5030 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #26 | bum cheek | 1,250 |
| #114 | can of fake snow | 3 |
| #115 | chain-mail monokini | 1 |
| #1187 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 4 |
| #758 | cocoa egg | 7 |
| #107 | colored-light "necklace" | 3 |
| #1578 | disturbing fanfic | 4 |
| #585 | dope gangsta bling-bling | 1 |
| #395 | double daisy | 1 |
| #1555 | eggnog | 6 |
| #199 | fancy chocolate | 13 |
| #136 | fancy schmancy cheese sauce | 1 |
| #2393 | felt | 1 |
| #2154 | fruitcake | 4 |
| #1350 | ghuol egg | 1 |
| #1653 | gingerbread bugbear | 9 |
| #1203 | gloomy black mushroom | 2 |
| #1916 | googly eye | 3 |
| #73 | grass blade | 2 |
| #71 | grass hat | 2 |
| #71 | grass skirt | 2 |
| #1194 | green beer | 6 |
| #3888 | grue egg | 3 |
| #685 | heart-shaped balloon | 5 |
| #2061 | kite | 1 |
| #1589 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #2029 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1450 | length of string | 3 |
| #626 | little paper umbrella | 40 |
| #671 | mauve striped oyster egg | 6 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #1361 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2532 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1204 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1580 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #261 | oily golden mushroom | 2 |
| #145 | oyster basket | 51 |
| #75 | petrified time | 5 |
| #53 | portable corkscrew | 80 |
| #1165 | potato sprout | 1 |
| #1286 | puce paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2102 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1056 | puce striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1457 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1473 | string of blue beads | 6 |
| #1500 | string of green beads | 6 |
| #1466 | string of red beads | 6 |
| #1034 | stuffing | 8 |
| #157 | tassel | 10 |
| #1584 | teddy bear | 2 |
| #1217 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 8 |
| #4229 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #8239 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8107 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4471 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8158 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8079 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8207 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #8077 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #2703 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #8188 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #1040 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 9 |
| #2034 | toast | 98 |
| #2808 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #595 | tomato | 30 |
| #121 | tree skirt | 3 |
| #238 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 4 |
| #931 | wooden block | 2 |
| #1041 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1177 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #630 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #1635 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |