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| #830 | Knob Goblin steroids | 2 |
| #1109 | Meleegra™ pills | 1 |
| #49 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 70 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1189 | Valentine | 10 |
| #527 | Valentine's Day cake | 1 |
| #601 | anticheese | 5 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #643 | asshat | 1 |
| #1029 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #189 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 5 |
| #2110 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #316 | blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #5026 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #26 | bum cheek | 1,250 |
| #113 | can of fake snow | 3 |
| #115 | chain-mail monokini | 1 |
| #1187 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 4 |
| #760 | cocoa egg | 7 |
| #106 | colored-light "necklace" | 3 |
| #1577 | disturbing fanfic | 4 |
| #585 | dope gangsta bling-bling | 1 |
| #395 | double daisy | 1 |
| #1554 | eggnog | 6 |
| #201 | fancy chocolate | 13 |
| #136 | fancy schmancy cheese sauce | 1 |
| #2392 | felt | 1 |
| #2153 | fruitcake | 4 |
| #1350 | ghuol egg | 1 |
| #1653 | gingerbread bugbear | 9 |
| #1206 | gloomy black mushroom | 2 |
| #1916 | googly eye | 3 |
| #73 | grass blade | 2 |
| #71 | grass hat | 2 |
| #71 | grass skirt | 2 |
| #1196 | green beer | 6 |
| #3896 | grue egg | 3 |
| #685 | heart-shaped balloon | 5 |
| #2060 | kite | 1 |
| #1590 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #2028 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1449 | length of string | 3 |
| #631 | little paper umbrella | 40 |
| #673 | mauve striped oyster egg | 6 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #1363 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2534 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1206 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1583 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #261 | oily golden mushroom | 2 |
| #145 | oyster basket | 51 |
| #73 | petrified time | 5 |
| #53 | portable corkscrew | 80 |
| #1168 | potato sprout | 1 |
| #1287 | puce paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1057 | puce striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1458 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1473 | string of blue beads | 6 |
| #1501 | string of green beads | 6 |
| #1466 | string of red beads | 6 |
| #1034 | stuffing | 8 |
| #157 | tassel | 10 |
| #1586 | teddy bear | 2 |
| #1219 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 8 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #8250 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #2706 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #1041 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 9 |
| #2037 | toast | 98 |
| #2807 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #595 | tomato | 30 |
| #120 | tree skirt | 3 |
| #239 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 4 |
| #932 | wooden block | 2 |
| #1042 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1180 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #632 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #1637 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |